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Do sturgeon wear sweatpants and carry handguns in their waistbands?

So you taught them the lesson of taxation without representation.

I hope those male sturgeon are riding ATVs and juggling chainsaws to cause that delta in longevity

I mean there is more boats than your average movie but only slightly less beach than a Gidget movie.

You know the Odyssey which is supposed to be a boat movie is really just a beach movie.

Me with the girls on the island of sirens all pounding the table shouting “Boats! Boats! Boats!”

I was told by Very Smart People that Eric Adams was the future of the Democratic Party, are you suggesting those people were full of shit and have no idea what actual voters want?

Salty and a little like brass.

My specific synathesia means I can taste the pronouns.

Your friend looks excited to meet you too. Maybe he’s fanboying so hard as well.

So was everyone on that boat

It’s on the shores of Lake Ecru.

I’m disappointed there isn’t a place called Terra Incognito on this map.

I was at an Airbnb in Canada that had bear spray in a kitchen cabinet. I mean it could be a substitute for hot sauce, but I would recommend not using that in the enclose kitchen without the exhaust fan being on. Also they have if a drip coffee maker appropriate coffee filters.

As a cis dude I try to compliment other men on things regularly because the joy you bring them has a splashback serotonin effect.

All the people with “good faith” concerns wouldn’t know women’s sports if it hit them in the face. ⚽️🏀⚾️🏒🏑🥍🏓🏏🏹🥊🚴‍♀️

And you didn’t even have to restring a bow to get that kind of welcome.

Well fuck, I’m getting up at 5am everyday because I’m a dairy farmer. That’s gonna suck a whole lot of ass.

Take my money now