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You can tell she’s a J.K. Rowling fan because that is a Longbottom

Love how this Fast & Furious-themed menu at CityWalk just absolutely gives up on naming the last item

Got interviewed by the news outside the theater about why I’m seeing the Odyssey in the middle of the day on a Thursday Let a man live, damn

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

That is how first names work, yes

Odysseus when he strings the bow

Fetterman was so mad at this video he threw a small village girl into a lake

“breakup expert” — so a loser?

Seinfeld episode where their shower heads don’t work

Been awaiting this almost as much as the movie

They’re doing a Trap in the stadium that night but to catch guys who owe child support

Lindsey Graham went to hell and is trying to drag West Hollywood down with him

Ah I actually can’t handle this one

I dunno seems pretty easy to live your life in a way where the internet isn’t positively salivating for you to die

Unfortunately he pretty successfully did an “I lived bitch”

….Have you not ever had a job? People would be giggling in the break room and lighting up the group chat

It’s just sad he never found a wife

It’s always good to eulogize your friends with “is dead!”

“Wait who the fuck are you” - the devil expecting Mitch McConnell

This guy is gonna be so upset when he finds out about matches