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(sigh) …FUCK.

THE VOLCANO OF RAGE FROM EARLIER HAS COLLAPSED INTO A CALDERA OF SELF-LOATHING. I INTEND TO FILL THIS CRATER WITH A LAKE OF BROWN LIQUOR SOON.

STEPHEN A SMITH IS THE WORST CARTOON CHARACTER I’VE EVER SEEN.

WHEW! OKAY, TIME TO TURN THIS OFF REAL QUICK BEFORE DONNIE DIAPERS RUINS EVERYTHING.

BUTTLOCK? BUTTLOCK!

HE DED.

THERE IT IS!

NEED A BIGGER HEAD, THERE.

HELICOPTER!

OF COURSE THE GAME SUCKS ASS! TRUMP’S IN THE BUILDING!

THE TV AT THE LAUNDROMAT HAS PAT McAFFEE ON, AND THIS GOOBER HAS TO BE THE REDDEST HUMAN BEING I’VE EVER SEEN. THIS IS LIKE WATCHING A CARTOON.

LINDSEY GRAHAM DIED? OH, NO! ANYWAY I’M MAKING BAKED ZITI FOR DINNER TONIGHT. GONNA BE SOOOO GOOD! GONNA USE SO MUCH CHEESE I MAY NEVER POOP RIGHT AGAIN.

NO HAALAND. NO JUDE. IF THIS GOES TO KICKS, SHIT’S GONNA GET WEIRD.

WAIT, WHAT? HAALAND IS HUMAN?

I JUST SAW A SKEET I AGREE WITH, AND WANTED TO REPLY TO THEM ENCOURAGINGLY, BUT THEIR REPLIES ARE RESTRICTED. SO I’LL DO IT HERE. PREACH, BROTHER! DAMN STRAIGHT!

POCH HAS THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING EVER TONIGHT.

WHAT’S WITH THAT FUCKING STUTTER, BRUNO!

¡PENAL!

OH SHIT, CAPE VERDE!

SO NOW, INSTEAD OF DEAD DOG SKEETS, IT’S DEAD DOG ANNIVERSARY SKEETS? I SEE THE ALGORITHM IS EVOLVING.