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[Vtuber fan opening YouTube on the one night where sex is legal] Weird, she usually streams on this day of the week.

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Your Honor my client denies receiving any sort of sexual satisfaction from being farted on

If single people having sex was illegal there would have to be some fascinating supreme court cases setting precedent for what is and isn't considered a sex act

I don't think I'll be watching the movie where single people are allowed to have sex one night a year. I'm just not big on wish fulfillment fantasies.

What if you're like in a coma or something for the one day a year where it's legal for single people to have sex? Can you like petition the government for a make-up day

Wait, you mean there's one day every year that I could have been having sex???

I'm so sleepy.... My nen beast must be neutralizing a threat....

I'm not even really joking I saw someone in one of those threads saying they were getting pissed because they kept losing and couldn't pass the quest to win a game until they eventually read the instructions

So maybe the game isn't designed to give you gains on a long enough timeline maybe I'm just better at the game by virtue of being able to read the instructions

After earning like 50k coins in Pekojan over the weekend I assumed that the game was designed such that you will keep earning more coins if you keep playing. Then I go on twitter and people are posting like "Jsyk in Pekojan the cards on the table are your discards. I learned that the hard way"

📸🏖️ #Fantography #UrameshiyaSummer

I like the one during the NBA playoffs that was like "Gemini teach me how to be a good three point shooter" and it's answer was "practice a lot"

I stopped watching anime because November 2018 - November 2019 was such a heater for me there was nowhere to go but down

Top 3 in no particular order --ANYC 2019 Guilty Kiss meet and greet --attending Aqours 4th live --attending Aqours 5th live

Touching this post solemnly before queueing up and immediately getting tilted in ranked

Now fucking Austin Reaves is an 87 overall, which is absurd.