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Sometimes it feels like I have angered the spirits that live inside my nest thermostat and now the humidity in this house is just ruined for the day

I know this is the illiberal position but I’m fine with taking away bezos’s vote actually

There’s an even more sinister angle to Johnny Depp’s ongoing “comeback” tour as the new Scrooge—it’s a Paramount production and part of a slate of Ellison-backed conservative cultural takeover attempts. It’s angled around MeToo rejection and the manosphere. spitfirenews.com/p/johnny-dep...

A Snails Dilemma

Oh gosh I just remembered. Yesterday morning before you woke up she asked me, "Mommy," she started with mommy that time as well, anyway she said, "Mommy, why don't we have a copy of The Winds of Winter? Can we go to the store and buy one? I want to know what happens to my favorite characters."

That's crazy because she said the same thing to me earlier (except she addressed me as Mommy so that was her first word ever). Just forgot to tell you

My adorable baby daughter is almost 6 months old and she just said her first words: "Daddy, if you dont have french fries today you are going to die"

A lot of left people who are still on Twitter have totally lost it but they honestly have nothing on the liberals who keep hanging out there. The centrist guy who made that "firebomb a walmart" tweet just makes sponsored posts for Kalshi now

perfect juxtaposition in my mentions

life alert necklace but it loudly plays Beatles songs so it renders their content audio unusable

male loneliness epidemic is here to stay

I have found that with most online places whatever the default lens is is usually thicker and you have to pay extra for a thinner lens. Fwiw when I had VSP I used glasses.com and never had a bad experience, they even replaced my glasses for free one time when I broke them through my own clumsiness.

Colors are too overstimulating for the baby which is VERY dangeorus

It needs to be OEKO-TEX certified, mama. Just kidding, mama! You actually want GOTS certified. Sike! It needs to be Greenguard certified or else, mama. Hey mama, you must defeat the Green Guardian in hand to hand combat! But beware the Green Guardian can shed microplastics on your little one! Mamaaa

Sounds good. And then I roll around on the sandpaper? Yes?

Discovering a new type of mental disorder you can give yourself by spending any amount of time trying to find "safer" "crunchier" versions of baby items. What does it mean? I don't know. But grave harm may befall my baby if I don't learn

A perfect time to easily relax with no worries! Yay ❤️

Discovering new levels of LinkedIness

she was arrested twice for shoplifting clothes for her children after her divorce and long ago paid her fines and served her time