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New skill unlocked: baby just sneezed directly into my eye

I ended up having the french fries but it was too late. Now I am dead. Gootbye

My adorable baby daughter is almost 6 months old and she just said her first words: "Daddy, if you dont have french fries today you are going to die"

my body is a data center. beep boop beep

This is wrong for all the obvious reasons; the knee jerk anti-intellectualism of it is very boring and tedious. But it is also wrong empirically in the sense that to the degree that partisan politics *is* warping science, it is coming from the right.

Trees are GRAY and rocks are BROWN

Sometimes there are just boulders in the middle of fields

QUICK WHAT COLOR ARE ROCKS

Ah finally, a *bulwark* against socialism! Where have I heard that one before I wonder

Bread is not a projectile weapon. It is designed for CQC

All of my many enemies are in league with one another...they exist in a vast constellation of interlocking pieces, created by one singular grand design aimed at utterly destroying me from every angle. They are in fact not just working together, they are all the SAME threat wearing different masks!!!

Quick. What color are trees

Occasionally @cari.bsky.social will send me some deranged tiktoks that her algo feeds her that I can best describe as "time cube for women"