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never realized until now how much Matt Rhule looks like Guy Fieri

AI is constantly trying to auto-fill my email responses to be like, “Thank you for the response! Let’s schedule a meeting. I look forward to our discussion,” when I need the email to say, “Shit, I’m sorry I just saw this! I need to die! I get it if you want me dead. I hope there’s no funeral for me”

Just saw a deodorant referred to as “craveable” and I honestly don’t think I understand marketing language anymore.

translation: Art’s eldest son owes his existence to “Babylon Sisters”

apparently bari weiss has never heard the phrase “a face for radio and a voice for print”

the difference between progressives and today’s centrists is that progressives’ ultimate goal is a better quality of life for the working class, the poor, the marginalized, the struggling. centrists’ goal is…centrism. it’s not about making anyone’s lives better. it’s just about not rocking the boat

kinda ironic considering that yglesias’ entire livelihood is telling older, out-of-touch, never-leave-the-district centrists what they want to hear

now that I’ve achieved astronomical wealth by creating one of the most beloved children’s book series of all time, i can indulge in my true passion: photographing unsuspecting people using the bathroom

how much money do you think he has already sent to "ayla tuona"

speak for yourself. i want a team of friends-they-made-along-the-way-chasers

PAAAAAAAAPS

"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.

in the ciiitaaaayyyy city of camptown camptown ladies know how to parrrr-taaayyyy

new political axis just dropped

mitch hedberg

wtf “But the 25-foot buffer is not a fixed line. It moves with the agent. Which means the crime moves with the agent. Which means an ICE officer can walk toward you, close the distance himself, and manufacture your arrest.”

ICE Gestapo Weaponize New Fascist Kansas Law That Makes It Illegal to Witness ICE – The Kansas City DefenderKansas Republicans overrode their own governor to pass the Halo Act, a moving 25-foot arrest zone around every agent in the state. In Olathe, ICE is already using it to trap the people who film them, ...kansascitydefender.com

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“i had to spend billions on a janky AI system to create a woman who would tell me she loved me” is the most elon musk thing that elon musk has ever elon musked

while you assholes are yukkin' it up with your Jimothy jokes and sharing your memes and whatnot, just remember, Jimothy still doesn't have healthcare and isn't making a dime off any of this

We've said it since he got in: viewed as a nut by one faction, a toady by another, an empty vessel and tool of big money by yet another. And nowhere near a good enough politician to reconcile it. There is one way he'll be the nominee let alone president, and it's not by ballot.