One of the things I learned from obsessively reading the VideoHound guide as a kid was how many 20-film series there are from the studio era that no one has intentionally watched in 75 years.
laurenif you only watch hollywood blockbuster slop you lose touch with what authentic Cinema looks like
another day volunteering at the swedish natural history museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck in the whale. buddy, they wont even let me fuck in it unless its election day
jordanThe only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
To be fair, we're all pretty much checked out by this time on a Friday.
e.w. niedermeyerbooster fails to relight engines for landing burn, and explodes on impact with the Gulf of Mexico
Somewhat besides the point, but who came up with this terrible headline? They saw Helen of Troy was in the news and decided they had to work in a reference no matter how clumsy it turned out to be?
Bill GrueskinLook who’s taking the side of explosive diarrhea
If true, Tate is being treated like Miggs, famously the most beloved and sympathetic character in Silence of the Lambs.
Adam ParkhomenkoGood
Jack Nance looking at SpaceX's stock and saying "Oh, you ARE sick!"
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮oh man passing through the 180 day lockup gate is gonna be a fucking bloodbath lol
Ocean madness is no excuse for ocean rudeness.
Chris VanniniWhat's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."
The scheme here is to buy out most of the Imax seats for fraud purposes, but make sure not to take any of the crappy ones.
Sal Gentilethe odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane
I Appreciate/Despise the Muppets on a Much Deeper Level Than You
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POSTThe Muppets are awesome. This reanimated corpse of Jim Henson's work, dedicated solely to the profits of the Disney Corporation, is not the Muppets.
Date with a waitress, "hungry boy," casual cruelty to those around him . . . hoping that this is Noel's Phantom Thread.
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Consider mids loud, I do.
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Can't watch this without thinking of my college professor who used this scene to illustrate the Dressing of the Hero passages common in epic poetry.
Jesse HawkenHappy 40th to ALIENS, I saw it opening night and everyone applauded at the end of this sequence youtu.be/W2kB_CnsxYY
Are we limiting this to features? Because I saw a short by a local director that ran before another movie at a festival that was absolutely dire. The director was in attendance, so I couldn't even laugh at it and felt compelled to politely applaud at the end.
DefectorWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...