The former MGoBlog Opponent Watch guy. Other stupid thoughts available at bryanmac.substack.com, or wherever fine takes are sold.
“I thought was Mariska Hargitay was appearing on my timeline but it turned out to be Michele Tafoya” has strong “I thought Under Pressure was coming on the radio but it turned out to be Ice Ice Baby” vibes.
terryhorstmanMake that seven friendless bigots. Nice of Michele Tafoya to show up and thank every single one of her voters in person.
It’s only a Pied-á-Terre Tax if it comes from the Pied-á-Terre region of Brooklyn. Otherwise it’s technically called Sparkling Eat-The-Rich.
Vince ManciniOh no, not your mom’s pied-a-terre!!!!!!!
I’ve been on a plane where one engine blew up while taxiing. A plane that nearly tipped over on approach. A plane where the flight attendants were yelling from the back of the plane reminding people where the air sickness bags were. A plane stuck on the tarmac for hours. No. THIS is my nightmare.
Hemant MehtaEvangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social As a follow-up to last week’s Country Singers With Two First Names conversation: is there a corollary for Local Businessman Under Federal Investigation? Because… Roy Dale.
Nashville BannerFederal authorities investigating a Metro official are also looking into two Nashville businessmen, a source told the Banner. One of those men, Roy Dale, told the Banner he is “cooperating and providing whatever we need to provide.” ✍️ @stelliott.bsky.social
American society hasn’t been presented with a “this has to be a bit, right?” situation this confounding since Andy Kaufman died.
Howard Mortman"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
Michigan Stadium Tunnel strikes again
Douglas Reyes-CeronSo this fight spilled into the tunnel and @adamking10tv.bsky.social got video of the mess inside xcancel.com/AdamKing10TV...
Imagine struggling when the Trolley Problem is framed as “there’s no one on your current track, but if you flip the switch the trolley will run over a bunch of kids.”
Faine GreenwoodFuck you, Ian Bremmer, you abject ghoul.
Called my wife “quantum superpositioned” and tried to measure her reaction. She collapsed.
Tricia Lockwoodconstantly, constantly, eternally saying this
Initial reaction is “oh fuck off.” Somewhat more nuanced reaction is “so, you’re gonna want to fuck ALL the way off, take a left at the light, fuck off for about another quarter mile or so, and then fuck off at the last house on the end of Fuckoff Lane.”
The BulwarkThe vibes may be exciting, but if Democrats are going to win this year and in 2028, they must reject the DSA. If you’re tempted by a democratic socialist this year, think of what use Republicans will make of these victories, and ask whether you want to do favors for fascists.
JT Realmuto is like “oof buddy that was BAD bad.”
Dan WeinerRocco Rios Novo with the howler of all howlers MLS IS BACK FOLKS.
This, but the Fireworks Factory is a Luke Bryan* song. (Or Bryan Luke? Or Matt Luke? It’s impossible to say)
Milhouse: 'When Are They Going To Get To The Fireworks Factory?'ALT: Milhouse: 'When Are They Going To Get To The Fireworks Factory?'static.klipy.comShutdown FullcastThis episode is about four kinds of journeys - Spencer attempting for 35 minutes to tell us about some country song - Surber on the Tour de France - The Odyssey, a movie about constantly leaving the beach - Two hours of audio for you, the listener at home
the how-many-day list for a ruptured what
MLB Transaction BotAthletics placed 3B Joshua Kuroda-Grauer on the 10-day injured list. Ruptured testicle surgery.
