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There are nicer animals who could do that job we should ask one of them.

Maybe they have an important function but they’re on thin ice.

One of the chefs is The Iron Giant and they’re cooking sheet metal

Which I think is really dramatic but I do like and kind of agree with the idea of them being irredeemable, pure evil, like orcs.

I remember at my summer job we had a bin that was always full of wasps and one of the other guys was like “I hate wasps. There’s no good in them”

Generative AI meets the human need to feel like you’re good at something without having to do any practice

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions

Proud to announce I will be playing a teapot in the Chloé Zhao adaptation of On The Ning Nang Nong

My experience of the posting game: you spend half an hour carefully crafting a joke and it gets two pity likes. Toss out any old crap after four seconds’ thought and it eventually winds up on knowyourmeme. knowyourmeme.com/memes/curtai...

Homer called it a "wine-dark sea" because Cool Blue was the most popular flavor of wine back in those days. lost to history now, I'm afraid. climate change and all.

I propose a trilogy set in Donegal: Wee Women Wile Wee Women Wile Wee Women Altogether

I have some ideas for casting. These are your Wario and WaLuigi. Diego Luna and Pedro Pascal would play Mario and Luigi.

Now when people hear the phrase “Mayo Curse” they will think of normal things like “fuck” or “shit”. All is right with the world once more.

The Mayo bus has accidentally driven under a ladder and smashed through the Swinford mirror factory on its way home. This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.

I’m so impressed by how well this man’s voice held up during this speech. That’s proper endurance. He should start a screamo band.

There won't be a school trespassed upon in Catslebar tonight

Finally. Now Mayo only have to deal with the one curse.

Congratulations to the owners of Coppers for tonight’s takings.

There won’t be a Castle Barred for a fortnight