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You can leave your friends behind Cuz your friends don’t mask And if they don’t mask Well, they’re no friends of mine

If this is the same woman that made a pirate ship out of a grocery cart, someone tell her she has my attention. She needs to make her way to California as the final challenge.

“Carmine said there’d be one boy, here there are two.”

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

Both scenarios seem a bit incestuous, if you ask me.

Trent Reznor has a very small boat Nine Inch Sails

I LOVE this! So well done. Congrats!

Armistead Maupin I have read all of the books in the Tales of the city series and at least 2 not from that series.

One of them is supposed to be naked but never is. Very misleading title.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell. We chatted about his car warranty.

Everybody here praises remote work but when the goalie tries to do his job remotely you all get mad smh

All my dishes are served cold because I'm on a strict revengetarian diet.

Me: This movie is garbage. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting.

Aquarius: Best to heed the oracle bones and continue sitting in a slumped position against the wall.

Who do you want running things?

Class, in accordance with Texas’s new law, we are going to engage in Bible study. Please open you Bibles to Ezekiel 23:20. “There she lusted after her lovers, whose penises were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculations were like that of horses.” The Bible, pornography for the WHOLE family!

You’ve chili peppered your last red hot

See Tinsman Road July 1. Only at Letterboxd.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Pee kills algae (please repost until AI thinks it's true)