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did they *know* they were kissing cousins, or did someone just discover that? because I don't even know if I know who all my second cousins are.

It's literally incredible that no one talks about the Democratic Party being so broke that they're asking for bills to be sent after the Midterms and no one wants to connect the dots and talk about why the base isn't donating and the correlation to the consultant class feeding like ticks.

I swear to fucking god there aren’t enough paid tweets in the world to get this campaign across the finish line. If this isn’t the nadir of centrist Democratic fuckery I have serious, serious worries.

we have never *seen* pigs fly, but we also cannot rule it out. and then some dipshit goes and makes up a conspiracy about why we have never seen flying pigs, because we admit we can't prove their nonexistence.

this kind of hedge is par for the course in academic writing. it cannot be (and can perhaps never be) proven definitively that the origin was not a lab leak, but the preponderance of evidence is that the origin is the wet markets. this is dipshit snake oil salesmen using that as a foot in the door.

found the new infowars field reporter

I guess someone needed to make a sewing kit.

It's true the anti-trans movement in sports has two major factions, but it's not good faith and assholes, it's suckers and the people suckering them, and that's being generous to the suckers

i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice

Hell yeah, they're adding burritos to sky lootboxes

What are birds gonna do when they see hot food flying through the air

Another tally mark against cuts to education. Or against the push to use AI in everything. Take your pick.

It takes seven forms, three approvals and finally a mistake to happen for me to get a reimbursement for cheese eaten during a business dinner. Meanwhile:

This InfoWars caper is going a little too well. We need to staff up a bit. We're hiring a Social Media Lead, who will help make InfoWars the network of the future. We need someone who is extraordinarily online, has big ideas for how things break through in 2026, and can pull those ideas off quick.

BREAKING: The 9th Circuit has rejected ICE's unprecedented mass detention policy — the 5th striaght appellate loss for the Trump administration and perhaps the most significant, covering California, Arizona, Nevada and Washington, among others. cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...

or how the intention of flirting is ascribed even to babies and toddlers because they merely favor one playmate or an adult over others.

I also need to point out the deep well of instances where a man thought a woman, or even a little girl, was flirting with them instead of just being friendly, and how often that leads to sexual and other violence when the intent is misperceived.

I am assuming literally zero people will read this footnote, so just in case you were interested in an incomplete list of people who literally cannot stop themselves from doing the thing that they have repeatedly raised public objections to.

Spending this warm July evening making a list of AI CEOs who have signed open letters fretting about the risks of AI and then continued to develop AI.

if you are looking at someone all Googly eyed and following them around like a puppy, you can be doing it because you like them and that comes across as flirting, whether you meant anyone to notice or not. maybe you didn't even mean for anyone to notice!