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I loved all of these. I want to see more of them

Sitting here not using my phone. Phone: Your phone is out of storage. You can mange this in settings. No, I literally cannot. I tried it and you added 7 gigs of system data for no clear reason. Fuck you, phone. I hate #AppleComputers

Fuck #AppleiPhone: A couple weeks ago I was running out of space on my phone. System Data was taking 12 gigs. I went through all the suggested steps and cleared out 6 gigs. Next day, system data was 13G. Then 15. Then 17. Now 19. It just consumes all available space. Fuck this phone.

Why is our best RP playing LF?

Hey, that’s me!

Please please please please burst

Did Fisher always pay his rent? www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

It looks like it’s exactly as impossible as I think. But I wish them well.

The war that exacerbated inflation and all that….

“Other reasons” really carrying that sentence.

Hey, that’s me!

I always liked Anaheim as a park. Nice, wide concourse. By far the worst feature was the fans. They were awful.

Oh no! Not parking spaces! What will we do?

Anna and Hans. Sam and Diane Mike and Sully Abbot and Costello Thing 1 and Thing 2 Shake and Bake Raggedy Anne and Andy Punch and Judy Captain and Teneale

Serving as a beat reporter covering the @oaklandballers.bsky.social this summer has made for the most fun baseball season I’ve ever had. I’m a lucky guy.

It was real good y'all.

Who?

Me to kids: Y’all aren’t gangster. There’s nothing gangster about you. 15: No dad. We’re gay angsters. Me: Oh. Yeah that makes sense.

Me to 15: You are not a gangster. I don’t what you’re in about. 15: No dad. I’m a gay angster. Me: Oh. Yeah. That tracks.

I called the Jumbotron BART race correct at every @oaklandballers.bsky.social game I attended in 2025. This is documented through text messages.