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yessssss

the janky longs for the claude-illo

Yes

yeah, that's why transit is great, I want a future where I only drive when I want to and where I want to, and not because I have to go somewhere that's outside walking distance (or the weather sucks)

jay leno

I should sign some gas pumps.

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

Would be cool but it's characteristically made out of sawmill lumber nailed together rather than, you know, finely carved logs or whatever mortised together, so requires industrial technology

'so that's where the phrase "whale of a good time" came from'

a rolls royce media kit photo with german license plate, I think that might be the worst part of this whole thing honestly

darude sandstorm?

We're in the bad timeline from back to the future 2, not just because of you know, literally president Biff, but also in the good future of 2015 BoJo is used as an epithet by the bullies to call Marty McFly an idiot, rather than our 2015 where BoJo was soon to be the prime minister of the uk

My wife and I have a game where we try to invent the day’s grossest-sounding word on NYT Spelling Bee.

What I mean is, they lean back so far because they're supposed to be placed on a hillside, so that when they are on the hillside, it's not nearly as much of a lean

I gotta have that blackbook pro POWAH

I mean, maybe for email jobs

lil tube tv in the dash

currently distracted thinking about which of these would be harder to explain in an audit