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Under it, preferably

Jail

If he's living a particular type of Grindr life, that's very much on the cards 😈

First thought: "That man is not having sex on a bed"

Do not forget the consistently high-quality special teams! It's a genuine differentiator for a team with tight margins and they are rarely ever caught lacking

I used to like Iowa ironically but it turned genuine at some point. It's crazy how high the performance floor is on that program even if they have to win 7-3 the hard way to do it

Now I'm thinking about football again, gawddamnit

There but for the grace of God am I not a Jets fan. My poor uncle was doomed by seeing them win Super Bowl III aged 13. He turns 70 this season and his sufferings are bottomless

Look, sometimes life isn't exciting enough and so you do a speedball of salt and sugar b/c real drugs are a pain in the ass to get and do. You end up at the same place, anyway

The urge to go to the bodega and crush a Top Pop and some limón pork rinds like I'm 13 and invincible remains powerful

hi, metric expert here! this is not funny, americans only do this when they’re in extreme distress

Is mac and cheese after the pool boy dinner or girl dinner? Does it depend on whether you eat it out the pot?

These two really did match each others freak.

You are smart and wise! Rest well

Oh y'all are gonna be in a knife fight. A competitive 2-3 out of that is a good outcome and if you beat the Jets and Dolphins to death 4x like you should then it'll probably be just fine

They are both Biscuit-Americans

There is only munchies, thus as it ever was

🤢👎👎👎

This is such a good message, ty

Ain't no bitch in me, homeboy