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Two Hollywood Phonies
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How did Sir Isaac Newton invent the colour wheel in 1704 if the colour Pink had not been discovered by Claude, who was invented in 2023?
before every episode he's in his trailer taking a single drag of a cigarette, fucking yelling at the factory manager he hired to bust the unionised workers and to give the unionised ones less scrib, then he goes out and he's like "im mickey mouse im a fucking awesome guy!" yknow
Went to an arcade in Halifax that had a framed portrait of Shigeru Miyamoto looking like he's about to be at the center of a murder mystery in the pacific northwest
my new idea for a theme park : you get to the entrance, 2 elf bars taped to your hands and you gotta finish them before you leave . and at midnight i release a squad of men to gun you down if you're still in my park and also a pack of hungry wolves because i just think that's kinda cool
it's crazy how jontron turned into a dog and stopped being able to create or upload videos
AUR malware that checks if you're running Omarchy and if it detects that you are it completely wipes your boot drive
Me : Siri call my friends Siri : no friends detected Me : Oh wait I mean my followers Siri: calling 6.4 thousand people …. Me :