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Me: Are you almost done? Moose: You need to eat more vegetables. Me: wtf is that supposed to mean

Apparently I'm too calm in crisis situations? (Thunderstorm outside) 9yo: Should we be worried? Me: Do I look worried? 9yo: You wouldn't look worried if a moose was eating you.

Good nurses are worth their weight in gold and should be paid as such.

The final is going to feel anticlimactic.

Either you support people out loud, or you're not supporting them.

It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard

You want to save for retirement. I want to buy a van, paint it silver, and call myself the Vandalorian. We are not the same.

If you do well enough at an amateur rodeo, they'll move you up to a prodeo.

I'm not coordinated with my left hand. Or my right hand.

‘Polarization’ has become the master concept for diagnosing our current democratic crisis. But this is not polarization. It is the radicalization of the political right. By misdiagnosing it, we risk becoming complicit in the crisis. 🧵 Just out in Perspectives on Politics doi.org/10.1017/S153...

Stage dive

Being over 40 means some types of indoor lighting make you angry.

When the neighbors leave out Christmas decorations into July: Hey, whatever brings you joy. When the neighbors leave out Semiquincentennial decorations past July 5th: Woah, settle down freaks.

Buck up, US fans. The women’s World Cup is less than a year away.

I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519

Nothing like an Oasis song to inspire unity...

VIVA MEXICO regardless

I thought it was an Uno game for a minute

They're playing soccer but the refs are playing Uno