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Lab leak update: Through exhaustive research, I have finally discovered the lab in which rabies originated

The desire of these people to link vaccines to autism is rooted in the fact that they find neurodivergence in their children so detestable that acknowledging it is genetically linked would mean that it (at least partly) came from them. They are incapable of accepting their children for who they are.

We are running an experiment to study the effects of what happens when you introduce an unstable POTUS who meddles in equity markets with tech bubble nearing its popping point. Cool.

In all of the ways the enshittification of tech has ruined being a kid, one of the worst ways is that kids don’t play video games together any more, only online. The joy that comes with spiking your controller on the couch as you point at your best friend and taunt them can’t be duplicated online. 

Listen, this is a fantastic parody. But… It also had me queuing up “Graceland” no fewer than five times in the two weeks since I first saw this video. What a perfect album.

The year is 2030. The press is hounding the Democratic President and Speaker as to why they haven’t done more to fix the economy. The generic candidate polls show an R +8 gap and the public gives the GOP a +60 advantage on being the party who can solve our economic woes.

U.S. Economic Growth Slowed to 1.5% in Second Quarter — The Wall Street JournalImports to help fuel AI boom weigh on GDP calculations, but consumer spending picks upapple.news

John Thune, watching GOP Senators ramble incoherently at Anthony Fauci while the economy is collapsing and we are six months into a 3 day war that we keep losing worse and worse as time goes on

I think gonna have to start making all Senators take the Wonderlic test

Feeling the yin and yang of Robert the Bruce today

HR 1 of the next Congress: the Trump-Pelosi No Trades Act. It bans all members of the Executive and Legislative branches from making trades in equities or crypto during their term (plus one year). If a member wishes to remain invested, they may do so via market ETFs only.

I know I have a well-curated feed when I catch a whiff of something going on with Will Stancil (or some other drama-seeking missile), and I just keep moving on assured that it was likely an aberration

Hot water heater went out, but it’s late July, and not February, in the DMV

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In the aftermath of November 2026 and November 2028, we are going to be afforded a once in a lifetime opportunity to remake what America is, and what it should be

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Turns out Twitter isn’t real life, after all

When I say we need to open our tent to Centrists and those on the political Right into our tent, what I mean is that they are welcome to come and join us in working towards bettering the govt thru our principles. I do not mean we shift our morals to meet them at their capacity to forgive monsters.

Having spent time working in healthcare overseas, I feel like I need to tell people like Ian Bremmer that the sounds that African babies make when the cry sound exactly the same as when Americans babies cry.

LeBron doing the math to realize that by joining the 76ers he and Embiid could support each other’s load management to hoist the O’Brien

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If Dems decide to skip over the Constitutional illegalities and solely focus on “following the money,” they will be way more successful and gain widespread support. 90% of Americans do not know the Constitution from the Declaration, but they understand rich people abusing the system to get richer.

Old enough to remember that the aftermath of a 100% manufactured conspiracy that the Obama-era IRS illegally targeted Conservative groups (two IG reports found the IRS targeted groups on both sides of the spectrum) involved impeachment hearings. Would love to see that energy for admitted targeting.