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Had to refill my 4 quart feeder AGAIN this morning. About every three days.

The squirrels are welcome to the sunflower seed the birds reject and throw down.

I put out a pan of water because it got so hot. It worked -- birds are drinking.

I bought my binocs at Walmart. I may have spent $15.

FEEDING birds is expensive. Little feathery bastards ate HONGRY.

I inherited my father's sense of direction. It's not an outing if there isn't a U-turn!

The reason you should'nt leave dirty dishes in the kitchen overnight is they *breed*.

Who decided to call it the male loneliness epidemic instead of incelphalitus?

Had to refill my 4-quart bird feeder again this morning. I'd like a word with whoever coined the phrase, "Eats like a bird.*" *Consumes half their body weight in high-calorie foods per day.

It's just bubble-sorting everything!

As a Type 2 diabetic potatoes are now a Sometimes Food, and I WILL die mad about that.

I am catsitting for friends next week. We are friends who share the same lifestyle-- one in which crafting supplies have taken over.

You went to Munchers! The mini orange rolls are the best!

"I just want to save the world from pollution, man!"

the fight/don't fight axis remains the most important fault line in democratic politics, and that the moderates have mostly failed to find any way to take the 'fight' side is why they are getting their asses handed to them in primaries right now

The cat is lying on my desk. He just did a Big Stretch and knocked over my water glass. Sheds hair, don't care.

They go low, we punch them in their now convienently reachable throat.

it's always "where's Mitch McConnell?" and never "good things come to those who wait"