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My nephew knocked his two front teeth out falling off his bike. The dentists got them back in and we just got confirmation that they’re staying in and healing. He’s got a long way to go but thank FUCK for the dentists! I’m gonna track down the hospital’s emergency dentist and hug them.

The Man in the High Castle destroyed every swastika prop after filming, so nothing could end up as a souvenir or extremist symbol.

“I’ve been animating the digital corpse of XYZ author and now Chatgpt won’t let me anymore.”

A particularly bouncy one?

Anyone else noticed how publishers demand ever shorter deadlines for proof-checking, peer-review etc.? I think it’s ’deadlineflation’, i.e. no author actually meets deadlines, so a ‘deadline’ is now a high ‘opening offer’ in an expected negotiation between publisher and authors

Remember to tag me so I can beat them up

A bunch of right-wing chuds writing "reviews" of the Odyssey and still slamming the casting of Elliot Page "as Achilles." He doesn't play Achilles (which should have been obvious the whole time cause Achilles is DEAD by The Odyssey). But yes tell me about this movie you TOTALLY saw for real!

This whole Taylor farms thing and all the food being infected with parasites. It's actually a very good example of why these conglomerants and monopolies shouldn't exist. You shouldn't be able to operate under one name and own 30 brands that do the exact same thing

Star Trek provides a utopian vision of a future where humanity has gained the maturity to reduce all non-job digital communication to just email & occasional video calls. While entertainment choices are games you play in a bar, an e-reader, or reality bending room that may kill you.

Arby’s is advertising their “cheesesteak” uses Angus beef, but a real cheesesteak uses ribeye bought from a Mexican butcher in a Chinese owned shop in a South Philly Italian neighborhood.

Well, where is he? If he's dead, we should know this.

No, Gen-X didn't have an Andrew Tate. But we had Hollywood execs who pushed out movies like Porky's and Revenge of the Nerds to teenage boys. Movies that turned rape and sexual harassment into jokes. Rape culture is learned, and we all went to the same school. "Not all men" is a bullshit cop-out.

This made me so happy. “ Audiences Want Movies Made the Hard Way” www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

It’s not historically accurate unless we get Hegelochus to see weasels to prove his sanity. We’ll simply have to clone him, teach him ancient greek and get him to mispronounce words on accident.

Ya’ll DON’T call Ambulances when you get colds to go to the hospital? Metal.

Make this make sense. Unemployed dude wants a wife to do free labor to seek out work for him, but also women only do this because they want to have girls night? He's mixing up his weaponized incompetence with regular ole misogyny.

I was waiting for my robot friend when a spell stranger came up to me. "Hi!" they said. "Um... hi?" "Oh, sorry." My phone pinged with a text from my friend: "Body's in for service, this is a loaner." "Oh!" I said. "Er... Is it nice?" "Can't wait to go back. This is..." "Not you?" "Not me."

How do I feed feral librarians? I wanna be a part of this program.

I noticed a neighbour had set up a little library box in their front yard. I checked the books and saw they were all jumbled up. I had only moved a few when a net fell on me. "Gotcha! Oh..." "What's going on?" I asked. "There's a feral librarian around." "Ah. Catch, tag, feed, release?" "Yup."

Do I think Courtney Love is maybe not the easiest person to get a long with? Yes. Do I think she owes anyone an agreeable public persona? Lord no. Do I think she gets called out on stuff a lot of male musicians have gotten a pass on? Absolutely.