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“Hans, suburban, college educated frauen are scared of “Jews in the streets.” Not arguing it, but that’s what the polling shows…..” I think we can all see where Scott Witte would have been in the 1930s.

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If you wonder why the cable isn’t working on our neighborhood, it’s because this squirrel just pulled a bunch of wires out and replaced them with half a pop tart.

I’d say the best thing to do to support the troops is not to start a war as a diversion from your association and likely participation in a pedophile ring. But that’s just me.

He gets a new shiny thing every time the completes a task on his task sheet like brushing his teeth or being an International embarrassment. The latest ones are for inserting himself into Spain’s celebrations and new Canadian Tariffs.

Larry provides short term foster care for high flying politicians.

So it’s T for me, but not for thee….did I get that right?

Statins seem like one of those prescriptions your octogenarian shouldn’t decide they “don’t need” anymore on their own.

Figuring out a way for Donald Trump to enrich himself in service of solving the problem is the only road towards getting a problem solved. And the road may go towards and take a sharp turn off a cliff into some lava.

I have vacuumed and carpet shampooed enough pet hair today to fully restock the raw materials in King Kong’s Merkin maker’s shop.

Okay, well I won’t be taking notes on proper etiquette and decorum from a bunch of literal Nazis who don’t think people in my State or who share my gender should be allowed to speak, vote, or have agency at all.

Sassy Hand JobAlt: Middle aged lady in green shirt from late 1900’s does jerk off motion.static.klipy.com

The Respect the Dead season with Graham and McConnell is going to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I bet Donald doesn’t attend the funeral because what’s a dead guy got to do with him?

Look, knowing Trump, the new WH doors will be shoddily made and easily breached having been sourced by the companies that brought you the (formerly) Reflecting Pool, and the Arch at America’s State Fair. It’s also as likely to be finished by January 2029 as the pit formerly known as the East Wing.

Jesus fucking Christ, job candidates get their resumes tossed for using a weird font, but somehow SA is not a reason to look for another candidate for higher office?

Are they pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with ol’Mitch McConnell?

Bernie's Poolside ChillAlt: Bernie, a dead guy, is poolside with a drink and a smoke, but his arm is being lifted by sting like a puppet by an underling who wants to keep enjoying the benefits of Bernie’s money and power.static.klipy.com

How could we have known?!? There were no signs that he would turn out to be a piece of shit - except for the LITERAL NAZI TATTOO.

Wait… Are Chicago Police Department officers supposed to be driving Patrol SUVs down Western while wearing Red MAGA hats? Because that just happened.