He gets a new shiny thing every time the completes a task on his task sheet like brushing his teeth or being an International embarrassment. The latest ones are for inserting himself into Spain’s celebrations and new Canadian Tariffs.
GOLIKEHELLMACHINEnot the point, but more tacky fake gold shit showing up every time they’ve got cameras in the oval office would make a good absurdist comedy bit and/or a creeping horror bit