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yknow i was thinking about switching to google fiber but a deal like this? shit! i practically can't say no!

im def the one in the friend group who's most likely to get taken out by the cia. someday im gonna post some shit like "the 2018 plastic straw boycott was manufactured by the defense department" or "gunpei yokoi was assassinated" and they'll come for me because i was accidentally right.

why do these two look like ai yazawa characters

"you either die the goat or you live long enough to see yourself become washed" - kurt cobain

these shits had me coming home from my grandparents house looking like the black dahlia

video games are the least respectable artistic medium but this is one of the rawest and most savage moments in history. there needs to be a corporate biopic about this moment. youtu.be/ExaAYIKsDBI

Sony PlayStation: The Price Heard Around the World - "299" - (E3 1995 Keynote)YouTube video by SoldierMWSyoutu.be

jrpg loudness wars

got hired at the tautology factory. it might be dull, but a job's a job!

who the hell is roy g. biv

pike place gum wall kabedon

me, finger hovering over the play button on a true crime podcast: there better not be any pizzicato strings in here

who the hell is mark unread

spent $81 on 3 bags of groceries. im gonna be riding this high for weeks. so many apples man. and the bananas? dont even get me started on the 24oz sliced salami. trader joes keeps it like its 2018. i could cry. they can keep doing w/e evil shit theyre doing if i can live like this in the big city.

one of a billion reasons im glad i dont live alone: I've never successfully made a smoothie for one. the blender always winds up full. and nobody wants day 2 smoothie!

if you buy a loaf of bread and three slices in it looks like this you should be entitled to financial compensation

whyd they write so many songs about jane

dick van dyke was a real card. but v

i know we all like to joke around about chris bores but. let me tell you. chris excites?

this is what every jeff rosenstock song sounds like to me youtu.be/C5Fq3U_FjYc

Weezer - "Memories"YouTube video by Epitaph Recordsyoutu.be