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broke: ringo starr ms paint art woke: david yow cat illustrations

not sure we're seeing eye to eye here

e.t. is the number one movie i expect to die with the last of the 80s babies. once there's nobody alive who saw it in a theater as a starry eyed child we can simply stop acknowledging it

spent like 5min working out a joke about the trump administration forcing them to change gearspace's name back to gearslutz before realizing thats a british company. carry on chaps !

if i was the kid whose suffering powered that village id probably be like yeah fair trade off i guess

im actually the guy who came up with using a glottal stop to extend a vowel into multiple syllables,

im actually the guy who came up with the theory that you taste different flavors on different parts of your tongue. the boys at the lab never let me live it down!

doesnt our lord have enough years already

weeaboo female solo artist enjoyer who cant stop getting cat power and neko case mixed up

how have they still not found a use for dryer lint

melvins homestuck album ?

frankly cant even remember the last time i cut my sandwich into rectangles. triangles only in annie's world

sometimes my cat will jump up on my back to perch on my shoulder but then she'll start punching the shit out of me smh gotta stop letting her play ps2.

alright buesky lets really dig deep. how old is your wallet

aw hell no here comes the guy who hasnt set foot in a mcdonalds in like seven or eight years

im gatekeeping the 7/11 in the city with the best slurpee machine

every time i play with my cat im like man her hitboxes are so broken

so im seeing this girl right. shes amazing. beautiful. theres just one thing. shes always got this ribbon around her neck. dont know what the deal is. wears it in the shower even. the thing smells. mildew or something? earthy. should i remove it next time shes asleep and run it through the wash?

this wont be easy but i have something to confess....i was the one who put triumph the insult comic dog to sleep.

nobody hyperventilates into brown paper bags anymore