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everyone recognizes glenn close as a walking legend. but glenn far ?

its gotta be absolute hell to be one of those guys who sings happy birthday in their head twice every time they wash their hands. imagine spending that much of your life thinking about that song

sometimes im like damn i dont know anyone named after a place

who the hell is pop team eric

who the hell is phil metal alchemist

who the hell is hal mark channel

growing up all the women around me would talk about steel magnolias and how beautiful a film it was but i had a classmate named magnolia steel and she was the ugliest girl in the whole school

i google searched ubermensch bro arent you supposed to be into that

who the hell is sacrificial walter

me when my infant son has a runny nose

who the hell is marion berry

they dont talk about this

just saw a cop car with a bicycle attached to it. mayor wilsons influence ?

the reason its so easy to steal candy from a baby is on account of babies dont like candy

where the hell is buffalo ranch

every time my cat looks at me while im naked i feel like louis ck

who the hell is general motors

bystander effect hits me hardest when people are clapping. im like man they don't need my approval too

who the hell is joshua tree