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That’s fair. I would easily fall under the spell of a hot cryptid. I guess it’s easy to judge when all we’ve got are very not sexy Bigfoot and Wendigo

I’d be like, “show him ai slop of Iran surrendering, then quietly surrender behind his back. Liquidate all the money he’s made off crypto scams and give it to Iran as reparations.”

Thank you!

Any Daria stories? I think I remember reading one you wrote years ago, but my memory may be playing tricks on me.

I have zero interest in sports. This is purely an anthropological take.

A couple decades ago I lived in Utah for a summer working at Bryce Canyon. A coworker, upon finding out I was Jewish, pet my arm and said, “I’ve never met a Jew before!” I hope I gave him the impression that all Jews have soft arms?

Also, ‘Oooh look! A horse!’

Also, ‘the gods can’t torment me as badly as I torment myself’

Good news! He’s there.

Saw this on the beach today and thought of the bower bird quiz

I have driven to the library to print because my printer absolutely refused to work

The warmth is the fires of hell being channeled into its persnickety little gears

Maybe it’s just mad about all those times the cat sat on it.

Mine is like, “you want your computer to recognize me? Too bad, I’m a ninja.” Or it’ll be like, “I know I said all my ink levels were full, but I just assumed you’d know I meant all ink levels except yellow.”

I’d love an election where no one running is a horrible person, and I make my decision based on which candidate’s plan for implementing universal health care looks the most feasible.

It was followed up by these banners. I like that there’s both the message of “this shit sucks” and “this is how we propose to improve stuff”

Oh my god! When I saw the preview for the Odyssey in the theater, I yelled, “the wine dark sea!” And someone else yelled back, “woot woot!”

*scream louder

Will do! The thunder’s cleared up he’s happy now.