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I would simply not make a deal with the fae, but I guess Europeans are built different

I love the Bronze Age discourse this site has cultivated. We’ve got our Ea Nasir, we’ve got our takes on Homer. Let’s do Tower of Babel next.

If you’re thinking about becoming interested in sports and want to decide which teams to root for, here is a quick question to ask yourself: Would you rather suffer or be insufferable?

They should invent a tummy that doesn’t hurt

The furry electricians marched in the Strawberry Festival parade.

It’s quite remarkable that Nolan was able to make a three hour movie with just this post as the source material.

When I press ctrl-x, I feel the weight of the text in my hands, like holding a baby bird. Once I press ctrl-v the weight is lifted, like putting the bird back in its nest.

‘We violated the sacred rules that allow people to trust each other, and because of this the world is broken and people are suffering’ is a pretty timeless message

Honestly they would’ve been happier if they had just stayed pigs on Circe’s island

Can someone please explain why there was an onion on the beach?

My town’s mayor is an ambulatory strawberry

I refuse to believe that any piece of technology is conscious, except for my printer, which spends every second of its waking life thinking about how to make miserable.

I said to my husky, “Don’t sniff me in that tone of voice.” If you have a husky you know exactly what I’m talking about.

During the Barbie movie, after America Ferrera gives her a speech about how’s it’s impossible to be a woman, all the women in the theater starting whooping and clapping.

One of the floats at the Strawberry Festival parade today

I have no military background, but I was under the impression that modern warfare is more about logistics, strategy, engineering, and technology and is less about bigger man who screen louder win.

Look who was afraid of thunder today

Whenever I read the words “in the country illegally” I change it in my mind to “had expired car tabs.”

Here’s what I wrote in my comment. Please leave a comment also.

“I will only vote for a man if he can deadlift a giraffe,” I say to the pollster on the phone. I tell them I live in a diner in Ohio, and they take me very seriously.