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She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.

I've had 'Love in this Club' stuck in my head for days and i'm not even mad about it

i am so sorry to report that: Yes

Y I K E S good to know

The Lawless Hot Tubs were ok but if you're a real one you saw Vee Dee and the Bubbly Skids at Armadillo World Headquarters open for Jerry Jeff back in the day

Lots of states have one terrible Senator. Missouri has two of the absolute worst Senators around.

(I did free condoms for a while but lol I quickly realized the ... uh, obvious problems? ... of letting them sit out in the heat for days at a time, very sorry to the people who were excited to use them and discovered instead a weird weiner goo)

also: YMMV but folks in my part of town do a lot of ~ little free < what nots > ~ for stuff that doesn't need to be kept cold. I live on a bus route and keep chips/snacks and other essentials (when they're on COMBO LOCO) out for anybody who cruises by. You can be a free provider of stuff!

Austin has a WHOLE BUNCHA free fridges, many of which have moved or been decommissioned because of heat, so don't assume the free fridge you knew about a couple months ago still exists, and make sure you're dropping off to your best local fridge! www.instagram.com/atxfreefridge/

The slur "tonks" is used by Border Patrol to describe migrants. It's derived from the sound a baton or heavy duty flashlight makes when hitting a migrant over the head.

thank you for this!

I remember being so pumped they did a DMS show and I bailed after two episodes. Not only did they try to combine the books, they didn't capture anything CLOSE to the vibe of why they are what they are! (I also found it absolutely suffocating to watch them smoke inside cars with the windows up!)

i thought about not asking this on skeeter because it seems too niche but then i thought, what are niche questions for if not for the skeeter (I know they're for reddit, i can't be bothered to set up an account) any of y'all have experiences with "membrane" roofs on residential properties? yay/nay?

an absolute classic

HANG ON NOW, GENIUS

This is the first great secret of checking out at the pharmacy. The second great secret is that SOMEBODY has inevitably signed up for the rewards program using 867-5309 and the local area code, so you can get special deals without giving them your phone number.

ISWYDT

oh no where's Tipsy, a mystery