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Allen Rein

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Singer/songwriter, corporate ops, contributor to McSweeneys. Also @trumpsties. (he/him)

Streaming Lollapalooza on my phone from the couch as Christopher Nolan intended.

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I agree with Emily Wilson's take on The Odyssey. It's a wildly mediocre film. She's an expert and has every right to share her reaction. In her review, however, she seems to relish in her hatred of the movie. I don't think any artist should enjoy panning another's work. Art is hard enough as it is.

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I like to save a bit of yesterday’s coffee to drink while I make today’s fresh coffee. It’s like a sourdough starter for my psyche.

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Trump has threatened Canada with tariffs for wildfire smoke, which is a good reminder that he doesn’t understand how tariffs work. Or how fire works. Or how Canada works.

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Spending July 4th lamenting the dire state of things, as the founding fathers intended.

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We are all the Reflecting Pool.

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More than a metaphor. But also a glorious metaphor.

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Me, on my way to your bbq.

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I have to stop trying to explain to non-gen-x-ers how big of a deal ninjas used to be.

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My wife accidentally startled me in our kitchen, and it's good to have confirmation that, should I encounter an actual intruder in our home, I will drop whatever I am holding, run in place, and shriek like a child.

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AI jargon in the workplace is out of control. I just got an email that said, “May I prompt you to iterate a meeting on Monday afternoon, Tuesday morning, or BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP BLEEP BLEEP BOOP?”

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My favorite whiskey bar has started serving coffee in the morning, so this is where I live now.

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Sporting my new PRIDE SIDE OF THE MOON shirt by the lovely and talented @bornmiserable.bsky.social! Love is love is love and I love this tee!

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Pete Hegseth is Build-a-Bear Genghis Khan.

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If your conversation opener is "I hate to bother you," then you don't hate it enough.

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Happy Funding This Jackass War Day.

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Just to clarify, now we’re the crazy bastards blocking the fucking strait?

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Six years ago today, Allen and the Allens made its debut with a cover of this tune by the marvelous Heather Styka.

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There has been way too much inboxing deliverables, visualizing relevant information, and leveraging synergies for one work week. Also, what?

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BREAKING: Trump thought the moon was getting too much attention.

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