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Weird. So it wasn't a good strategy for a syphilitic octogenarian Commander-in-Chief to appoint an abusive drunk with no experience as the Secretary of Defense, then command him to decimate the DoD while firing all the 3- and 4- star generals with actual experience? Crazy how that didn't work out.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Monica Tamayo: I Love Feminine RageAlt: A dark-haired girl in glasses (Monica Tamayo), saying, "I love feminine rage"static.klipy.com

When the worst person you know makes a good point

You definitely shouldn't point a green laser pointer at them to disable them or spray your license plate with Rustoleum 214944 reflective coating to avoid bring spied on. No idea if those work, but you definitely shouldn't try it.

One glorious truth now that I'm out of the entertainment journalism industry is that I no longer have to pretend to care about movie rankings, the most braindead, meaningless format. I don't care, I don't care, I don't give a shit, I don't caaaaaaaare.

Lmfao what? The establishment Democratic Party isn't held to a particularly high standard whatsoever. And they're still failing the test.

My version of AI psychosis will be when I finally snap after months of listening to supposedly "smart" tech influencers and journalists credulously and breathlessly reporting on everything Altman, Amodei, Musk, et al. say as if it's the gospel truth.

We have reached the best/worst time to be outside here, a.k.a. "The juvenile red-tailed hawks are learning how to hunt, and it's chaos" season. Just a bumbling baby soaring through the sky screaming its head off like "Mom mom MOOOOOOOOOMMM am I doing it right??"

It has come to my attention that my mother has never heard of Jimothy OR Neil the Seal. Jesus, lady, why are you even on the internet?

I appreciate unhinged Bsky. Every time I think I'm too online, someone with full brainrot posts something completely untethered from reality and rife with super specific, peak online slang I understand as much as ancient Gaelic and it makes me realize my soul is not as lost as it could be. 🥹

People who think hummingbirds are nothing but tiny bundles of joy and light have never been in a one-sided turf war with one. There's a hummingbird nest somewhere around here and I know this because they pull up two feet from my face to mean mug me everytime I'm on the porch.

Film critics are more than happy about it. The MCU held up that industry for years. 😏

#Caturday voids

It blows my mind that over a dozen high-level researchers and employees working in nuclear physics and astrophysics just disappeared strangely or were murdered in odd ways, and we have all just stopped talking about it.

Welp, didn't plan to be sobbing over the backstory of a little CGI reindeer at 2 a.m. on a Friday night, but here we are.

Once again: LLMs can barely manage to do spellchecks accurately with any consistency. We are still years from achieving AGI, let alone Skynet. Calm the fuck down.

As a medieval lit nerd, one of my favorite historical facts about 2001's A Knight's Tale is that it's entirely plausible that Geoffrey Chaucer could have traveled with the group, as there's a solid year of the writer's life that we still can't fully account for that likely saw him on a pilgrimage.

Maybe it's because my job is to be a professional editor, but it's...pretty clear when books are AI-generated. /

Study Claims Viral Bestseller DAGGERMOUTH is AI-GeneratedResearchers at Stony Brook University found the dark dystopian romance contained 60% AI writing.bookriot.com

Who says black cats don't photograph well?