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“Vellocet or Drencrom?”

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“My bunny is a cosmic entity!”

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“A bit of the old moloko plus, would you not say?”

010

“Wanna sleep over?”

010

“Bonasera, I want you to use all your skill to make Donald look presentable here. I don’t want Melania to see him like this.”

010

She can’t dispose of them, he lives inside a whiskey bottle.😃

010

“This tweed absorbs my butt sweat quite nicely.”

020

“The president is a lair.” AI: Yes, this basically is the case. Shall I explain why lions do not live inside Donald Trump, or would you like to direct me to a deeper area?⚫️

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Mike Johnson: I see words coming out of your mouth, but my brain is not processing them.☹️

020

“I belong to the Catolic Church.”

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Did you say Slavish or Slavic?😵‍💫

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Relax, they’re Eskimos.☃️

010

Eek! The Maple People👨‍🦱👱‍♀️👨‍🦳👩🏻‍🦲

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The Dawn of the Ill-Bred!🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

020

That is so cute!🤗

020

Yes, socialism is so popular, that should be an easy chore.🤗

130

Acolyte: How can I have a good sex life? Guru: Become a Hormone. Acolyte: Should it be a soft one or a loud one?🤔

020

She drew it at a woman’s book discussion group, the ladies oohed and aaahed over coffee cake.🥮

010

“Boo!”

010

Who else am I going to be loyal to, my “friends”?😐

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