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Don't wanna rip the scab off, but ... how would this medal tally have looked if they'd held the Commonwealth Games in, y'know, Victoria?

It's called Battered Woman Syndrome, Max. 👇 Stop with the excuses and seek help. #Congress #Midterms

Elvis liked 'em young, too. Nice self-own, Donald. 👇 #Trump

Counting the minutes 'till Iran says there's no such deal. Grandpa Grab-Arse is hallucinating again ... www.huffpost.com/entry/iran-w...

Trump Says Mideast Allies Have Reached Outlines Of Deal To End Iran War, Says U.S. To Stop New StrikesTrump added that Israel has agreed to join the U.S. in the commitment to try to complete the agreement with Iran.www.huffpost.com

You'll need to plant more than a "poor me" story in the tabloids to rehab your image, Kyle Sandilands. Yes, you copped a couple of death threats. Compare that to Fatima Payman's average week ... 👇 👀 < t.co/FYg5BHjLgb >

But ... but ... "fine people"! Tom Morello (𝘙𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘈𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦) makes a telling point: 👇

Feeling, umm, 'excited' after a gruelling day at Marvel. "Did the Swans win"? #AFLSaintsSwans #Bloods

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Lib narrative on new Vic Premier Ben Carroll: "He's the latest in a conveyor belt of bobooshka dolls. Allan/Andrews in a different skin". Steve Price: "He's the latest in a conveyor belt of bobooshka dolls. Allan/Andrews in a different skin". Got any ideas of your own, Pricey? #NewsCorpse #auspol

With the Sydney Swans about to run out in the strip at left (below) I'm going to post something controversial. (It's an actual footy jumper! Don't @ me, Sydney people; we're all on the same side! 🙏🦢) #AFLSaintsSwans #Bloods

X is calling recent interactions between comedian Dave Hughes and "fact-checker" @aaronsmith333.bsky.social a "clash". ⤵️ Which is accurate, if you can't think of a better word for "freight train collides with small marsupial" ... 🫟👇. Kudos to you, "fact-checker". #auspol

FFS. The "Gina torture fantasy" was satire, on a show involving John Safran. Let me know, Ben Fordham, when you're upset by actual Zionist bomb threats < t.co/psx83vZGS6 > made against people who aren't protected by a phalanx of security ... #auspol

MY LATEST: With the right on the rise, Victoria finds itself on the precipice. Will our most progressive state - next in line for an election - become a 'canary in the coal mine’ of far right thinking? Bookies say 'yes'. #auspol #springst @MichaelWestBiz tinyurl.com/mry72sxm

Victorian election. Four months to go, too close to call - Michael WestAs Labor replaces Premier Jacinta Allan, One Nation is in the ascendancy and may join the Liberals to form government in Victoria.tinyurl.com

So Ben Carroll, ALP right winger and alleged "bully of teachers", is the new Vic Premier. If Caroll ekes out a close result in Nov and has to negotiate with crossbenchers to retain power, he might want to try a softer sell. Bullying indys cost Kennett his govt in 1999 ... 👀👇 #auspol #springst

Who's going to pay for the High Court appeal, Pauline? The groups that bankrolled Ben Roberts-Smith and Bruce Lehrmann ... or the iron ore oligarch who invited you to sunny Sicily last week? Of course, if all else fails, there's the old GoFundMe Grift to fall back on ... #auspol

She's beautiful when she's angry ... #auspol

Today, the Federal Court will decide if Hanson's attack on Faruqi breached racial discrimination law. It's "the latest threat to Hanson's surge" after her Sicilian sojourn with Gina last week drew fire. Are you kidding? The "free speech martyr" will print t-shirts if she loses. #auspol

Walking cadaver and cricket tragic John Howard turns 87 today. Who else gets the significance of 87 in Australian cricket? ⚰️ #auspol

I miss the GWS socials guy, who's flown the coop to the new Tassie team. With a 53-point lead, there'd be all manner of trolling coming his way - much of it from me! He was good at what he did! Now, I can't muster anything but pity! It's not the same ... 😢 #AFL #AFLGiantsSwans #Giants #Bloods

She's baaaaaaaaaaaack! Vikki Campion insists the mystery 'dog' was "mostly-black (and) barking into a pitch-black night”. Seems it had a mute button as well - I couldn't hear it. Then the whining: “once, a city-based producer asked me to stop the cicadas from chirping”. 🐂💩. #auspol

Chainsaw Nut Milei 🇦🇷: "People are jealous" of Argentina "because we're good at almost everything". Everything bar defaulting three times since 2001, and then begging #Trump for $20 billion to stay afloat last year ... 🙄 Enjoy second place, guys ... ⚽ #WorldCup