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asked hedge to make fun of me about it in the group chat so i could stop receiving sad farmer texts from everyone else and they fuckin laughed at me.... bro 😭

fuck a fig newton fuck the grocery store go the park and grab one of nature's sweet sweet nutsacks

I feel so ugly and mean 🫠

Good things keep happening to the people I love and that’s good and they are kind to me and I love them but 2am Syd fucking hates them and wants good things to happen to me instead

i feel both like a rabid dog and also like the owner of the rabid dog struggling to keep a grip on the leash

It's almost over!! It's almost over 😭

ran into her at a bar and hedgie's new GF was (badly) and very obviously hiding the fact that she's dating hedgie.... girl you KNOW i know, hedgie told you i know. what is happening

tbh it's a relief at this point. I saw this coming ages ago

I plan to as soon as I can, but there’s some fucked shit going on with my credit score that means I have to wait for my housing precarity to resolve 🥴

I think sudden/recent increase in hardship in one’s life makes people fucking mean. And well…

of course it's fucking trump again FUCK

this is at day job in a high traffic area so tomorrow I'm going to set up a sign and a cone to protect her babies <3 also: I got stung by a wasp for the first time in the year that I've worked here! Gah!! I made it so far

my answer: "i haven't had a cold since 2021"

Least bittern, she was napping in the middle of a road!

Also, I know dermo is not logical so this won't be universal but if I catch myself wanting to/actually messing with tats, I look at the aftercare sheet and do what is says?? Washing/lotioning too much can still be irritating I guess, but better than picking. And drinking more water never hurts

If you're not the kind to be heartbroken by a bad tattoo, it might behoove you to try a cheap one for your first go? My first tattoo was intentionally sort of crappy and cheap 😂 That way if you fuck it up it's not a huge waste of money, and now you know!

omg oh nooo! I'm sorry you got the "fuck these tattoos" version. Something about the difference between acne and a tat always staid my skin fuckery

Thank you for the well wishes! I’m sorry you didn’t get one of the “open your mouth and i’ll just throw a fistful of dht blockers at your face” type doctors 💀

So real. i'm fr pissed i've noticed thinning around my temples bc my dad's family does not bald and i have had identical hair to my father's my entire life. Start T and my maternal side's bald ass blond bitch genes creep up like 😈

If it's that easy they should just keep it by the register goddamn