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I think the end is in sight with the house shit with Dad 😭 Two bankers now have told him he'd have to take out a second mortgage on his home if he wants to also keep my house. There's no way that's gonna happen

Im funny

lol rip found out someone who’d seemed interested in my life/being friends was actually just trying to gauge how mad I’d be if they dated Hedgehog rip rip rip

After the last incident ive been tracking it more closely… Wells Fargo has 100% been rearranging my charges to put me in the negative as much as possible. Im going insane

Been months since I got a haircut bc that money needs to go other places, and it apparently looks so bad a friend has asked to cut it for me a day after hanging out

Eggs eggs eggs eggs

choosing to be wholly unhelpful while my psychiatrist struggles for multiple minutes to ask me if I'm still masking bc i'm a germaphobe w/o actually calling me a germaphobe

Trying very hard to maintain friendships but holy shit man precarity makes you *mean*. Every little inconvenience makes me so fucking angry and sad

Day job lets you leave notes if you clock in/out at an unexpected time. Some of my highlights: -got distracted by turtle -looking up bird on iNaturalist -helping guest weigh a catfish -hazing cat

Goddamn dawg I??? I emailed my general practitioner this morning asking if we could talk about DHT blockers (idk if my hair even actually is thinning but I feel like it is so I wanted to ask) and the only answer I got was a call from my pharmacy about my finasteride prescription being ready lmfao

During 2020 lockdowns, Jack and I would walk for /hours/ in summer heat no issue, just exploring Austin. She told me for the first time today it was too hot outside and she wanted to go home 💀

A few weeks ago I was too impaired to drive and you can get a dui just for sleeping in your car while drunk, so I walked to the fire station and slept on their sidewalk. Just found out sleeping there is a fucking felony in my state, while driving home would’ve been a misdemeanor. Hello???

Me, to myself, fucking stupidly: I'm gonna draw this huge ref sheet in the style of a zine maker's workspace with lots of different paper textures and implied adhesives and also let's do some crazy poses like someone mid-rolling up their sleeves it'll look so cool" Me, drawing it:

tw weight loss lost 30 pounds in the year since i started T and i simply cannot lose any more. i have become too accustomed to being 200+ lbs. need my financials to improve so i can start eating 5 chicken breasts a day and get built as fuck

put off leg day for a full week just bc lazy and found myself tearing up with relief during my usual stretches. fine FINE i get it

SOOOOOO norMAL

Jokingly but maybe not so jokingly pitching to my buddy w/ da wealthy partner that they need a live in maid/handyman

Guess who got to break in day job’s new ✨🎶chemical showeerrrr🎶✨ (a bunch of raccoon shit fell on my head and body)

im being sooooo normal today