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Overnight, a masked bandit broke into our kitchen. Armed with opposable thumbs, he proceeded to sample everything on offer. I’d just visited the farmers market, so the menu was extensive. I can now share a highly specific peer-reviewed list of what this particular raider did & did not enjoy. 🧵

There are people on TikTok spending their precious time rating your profile pic if you send them a cowboy hat and then there are people on TikTok doing this