I too am pretty good at reading in a non-sexy way, as anyone who has seen me in leggings and a hoodie on my sofa with my Kindle on a Sunday afternoon will confirm
I prefer to read a few pages before falling asleep, waking briefly, re-reading what I’d read, thinking “I’m sure I’ve read this bit” before dozing off again & repeating.
I like to think of it as tantric sexy reading.