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ha, it sounds absolutely brilliant

are you at a wedding??

I’m looking for a freelancer based in Spain or France to cover the wildfires and heat wave. If that’s you, my DMs are open and I’d love to talk through story ideas!

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BANGERS

What I love about this is the idea that the French boat went 'Zur alors! Ees Chreeze Phillipe! Fire ze weaponz!'

Some bloke playing crappy music on the train without headphones. Me : puts heart of oak on full volume and blasts it out of my phone whilst glaring at him. SB : turns his music off.

grrr, that's so aggressively rude

Daphne agrees with you

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yeah - completely obnoxious

oh god why didn't the crew shut that down??

10/10, would vote for Soumaya as queen

Would love to see Whitney try this on a Ryanair flight full of beery lads en route to a stag weekend in Prague, tbh

ha ha, there's too much greenery to be able to see the catflap

the birds treat them like mini marshmallows!

they're fat pellets - I mix them with the mealworms

The roof has a solar panel on it too, which is great - it keeps the camera topped up

The thug starlings were squabbling over it earlier

The buffet is busy this afternoon - and it's nice to see the little sparrows getting a go at it.