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Can you still get a regular passport?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫏💩

Didn’t ask, don’t want.

I’ll just stay home, thanks. I don’t want anything with that idiots picture on it.

I wonder how much more this passport will cost and how much money he will get.

Ответ для Jean Ibosh

that was my first thought too. He doesn't do anything unless it increases his bank balance.

No one asked in the entire world.

it would be kinda amusing if showing these at immigration in other countries actually raised red flags ...

Ответ для Bruce Allen

sorry ... customs and immigration

May have to tuck one away for the next TP shortage.

NOPE NOPE NOPEITY NOPE

No thanks.

You could have predicted this would happen. Next up: all passports will be this version. No choice.

THERE ARE COUNTRIES THAT WILL NOT ACCEPT PASSPORT WITH PICTURES ON PAGES FOR VISA ENTRY STAMPS!!!

I think that you'll find the "You asked, we delivered" message is directed to only one person.

🤡

The sort of people that might buy a Trump passport don't ever leave the country

Ответ для Louis 〓〓

Yeah, these aren't gonna move at all.

Ответ для HomeatHighbury

They will move tens of them, I’m sure. Possibly dozens!

Ответ для Ethically Mouthy

Lololol

Ответ для Louis 〓〓

If only.

Ответ для Louis 〓〓

Or their home town

Ответ для Louis 〓〓

Came to say just this.

why would isolationist xenophobes want a passport?

Nope. Never. Absolutely not. I want nothing with that Felon Flatulator’s image anywhere in my possession. When he’s gone, every single, disgusting thing Snowflake put up must come DOWN-REBUILD East Wing back to the original design-There’s not enough SAGE in the world to cleanse that White House!

I am SO glad that my passport renewal happened to be due last year. Dodged that bullet.

And it was supposed to be only DC…Well, we got ours reviewed before they announced this embarrassment.

I’d rather slit my wrist

Can I pay extra to not have that piece of shit in there

Ответ для mike

It's completely voluntary. I resent applied and specifically asked if I had to get his, nope.

The Pedo Passport

🤮 glad I got mine a couple of years ago

I want every MAGAt to get one of these, so that 3 years from now, every time they have to show their passport, they'll have to mess up to supporting a corrupt, bigoted, rapist and pedophile. And they'll have to pay ~$100 to get a normal replacement passport.

Nobody asked

Why would anyone want a #rapist who is also a #pedophile on an official document with my name that I carry to other countries to prove my citizenship? 🤢🤢🤢

Mark of the Beast

I’m so sick of this.

Hopefully we can put a stop to that before mine is up for renewal.

I asked for Trump, his aides, and his donors to be tossed into an oubliette. Please deliver by midnight tonight.

Actually, there are clowns with maxipads on their ear who will never travel beyond there shitty state who will get one just to have it.

I'd rather never travel anywhere than have one of those passports.

I'd like to think that 249,998 were left when he leaves office. The Tate boys had to update their passports before they headed to the U.K. for trial.

"Welcome, but be good!" 🤣🖕

His hideous face shouldn't be on anything official. 🤦

North Koreification is so gross. I miss American values.

No fucking way

So glad I renewed my Passport before this shit.

Eww. Nobody asked.

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It will be interesting to see how many are issued. Not many, I would guess.

I would decline travel with anyone having this passport.

With an image of a scowling child rapist, people will understand why you left the country.

If I didn’t have a passport, this is not when I would apply for one.

I just got my passport renewed. The postal worker asked me where I was going and I told her nowhere, that I just wanted to make sure trump wasn't on the cover.

Think if we ask for USAID to be restored or that we make peace in the Middle East they'll deliver?

Ugh

Is this special passport only available to paedophiles or is it for general use?

For those who get them, they will not have a great reception in another country….

Thankful we got new ones before this happened.

Can’t wait to see accurate statistics on how many of these babies fly out the door.

Is this a CHOICE? BC if not I will wait until I can have a regular one again.

Wait, weren't they putting trump's fetid flabby face on US passports ANYWAY?

Glad I didn't get one

NO WAY .. Prick

I'm hoping by Aug 8th, that will be a memorial picture of Trump on the Passport.

Well, one person asked for it. Demanded it actually. And he got it.

Gross

For sale at The Onion store.

NO F'ING WAY!!!

So glad I renewed mine during the Biden years. The 🍊💩 will be gone before I need to renew it again.

Thats my goddamn birthday. No. NO. NO!!!

NEVER

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How many of the magas even have passports? How many of the 250k end up burned bx they can't give them away. 100k?

I’m glad that I renewed mine right after Trump was re elected

gross

I'm so glad I got mine renewed three years ago.

Genuine fear that I might have been stuck with one of these when I renewed this year. Luckily they’re by request.

Can you still update your passport without his fucking face on it?

🤮🤮

I renewed my passport early to be sure I didn’t get that trash!

What a joke - nobody but Trump asked!

That passport we'll more likely get you kicked out of a country than allow you to get in with that sexual predator on it.

could be grounds for other countries to refuse entry

Gotta wonder if this is meant to get more MAGAts to get passports so they can vote under the SAVE America act. 🧐

About the only way maga fools leave the country is on a floating hotel.

I just got my passport renewed and I received it in 10 days! No image of Mango Mussolini on it! I would have Xx’d is out. Bless the passport folks for getting it done so quickly!!

This is a book banning I fully support.

Glad I renewed my passport last year. Idly wondering: If I use a Sharpie to "enhance" the features of someone pictured officially in/on my passport by adding, say, a small black moustache to a man's upper lip, does that make it invalid?

Thank goodness I don’t need to renew for 4 years

So glad I had to renew last year, 9 more years of not stupid 🙄😒

Ugh

No one ever asked for that expect Trump himself

ordered my new one early to avoid getting one ...

More merch for the stupids...

Can I still get one that’s not defaced with this treasonous cunt’s face?

Lol to go where?

So, if we ask for healthcare ....

JFC. His literal only success is to put a new fucking picture on passports. Fucking asshole can't even maintain a swimming pool or not start a war.

I’ll be waiting to renew until that garbage goes away.

Not me! Yuk!

I would if they used this pic

I need to renew my passport and I don’t want this gross rapist on it. Wonder if you can opt out?

Ответ для diannelanders

Apparently you can. Just be sure you tick the right box or it's 10 years bad luck for you. 😉

Ответ для diannelanders

Yes, you can!

Some day all of the mopes with these passports will tear out the page featuring Orange Caligula™️ and pretend they never were in his cult.

It still makes me laugh that he uses his mug shot. Dude, you don't look tough. You look like a joke and a 34 time convicted felon.

Yeah, the people who would order that aren't the sort to need a passport.

Got mine just in time to avoid it.

Yes, go get them fast so that you can visit all the countries that trump hates.

Yuck

It will give MAGA asshats a great way to identify themselves at foreign borders. I have a feeling that long waits, luggage and cavity searches will go way up. Jeez I hope that the MAGAts don’t miss their flights.

Yano. My immigrant, nationlized spouses a renewal coming up and fuck that. When he went through his naturalisation ceremony, we were terrified that wouldn’t have that fuck wits fake signature on it. Fortunately, it didn’t.

His hands look so small. I think he’s being punked.

Ответ для Stewie

And he's bending over 😂

I’d rather try to cross the border illegally

I didn’t ask for tongue scrapings on my passport. No one did.

Narrator: In actual fact, no one asked. However, many are asking how to get a passport WITHOUT the 🍊💩's photo.

Nobody asked for that crap

i'm guessing he gets a license fee for each one.

Is this honestly real? I genuinely can't tell any more.

Ответ для deg13

I mean ... this picture? With that seismic needle of a signature?? Any passport control person in their right mind would surely turn you away on seeing that?!

Jesus Mary and Joseph NO

What's it going to cost America, after we put this Disgusting excuse of a human in Prison along with every single person in his Administration, and then start tearing down anything with the Word Trump on it? He and His family must all be Prosecuted for the obvious corruption and profiteering. FAFO!

I might get one just to put a clown sticker on his stupid ugly face.

Will other countries deny entry to people with these passports? (I'm surprised that they're not rejecting US passports in general yet.)

How awful

Hard pass.

JFC, it’s the Epstein birthday card signature… 🥸

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Ответ для David M. Reiss, M.D.

I have nothing more to add 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Ответ для David M. Reiss, M.D.

I was just reaching for my barf bag. I would like nothing better than to never see his face again.

Maybe the rest of the world should refuse to let anyone with this passport into their countries

Dumbest timeline ever.

This will be a bigger failure than the cybertruck.

Thank goodness you can have a passport that doesn’t have this from what we found when going to the application site previously. Hopefully that hasn’t changed..

Ответ для buffblueboy

I applied last week I hope that assface won't be on it

Ответ для Elnigma Frippery Phlogiston

I think you have to select one of two book options. Standard and this “upgrade”. I don’t think it is automatic. The holy hell that would rain down on their department….

Post-it line drawing cartoons should work.

I’d give up my citizenship before having anything trump on my passport.

Stamp this on it

Gross AF

Nobody Wants This. Title of a decent romcom/sitcom starring Kristen Bell and Adam Brody, AND the perfect description for this “commemorative” passport.

Just remember who’s picture represents the following 🖕🖕🖕🖕✊✊✊✊✊✊

Because Treasonous trump is a pathological liar and a sexual predator and a convicted felon this makes perfect sense… just not in America

Anyone travelling with one of these.... Should get the equivalent of ice treatment internationally.... Seems fair.🤔🤔🤔

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Renewed our kids' early to avoid good traitorous mug.

The Cybertruck of passports

Nobody wants that cunt on anything other than a story about him passing away from whatever causes

I renewed before it was mandatory to have his face on it. I would have had to wipe my ass with it.

That would be a no, I don't want that f***** face on anything I own absolutely nothing.🤬🤬

You asked? Who is you? One of the deranged pedophiles alter?

People w/ these passports are going to be flagged overseas when they try to travel.

Ответ для Ellen Enders

their luggage will go missing too

Nobody asked for this and the only people who would like it, would never use it because they don’t travel outside the United States.

Sad....

What a wanker

Ответ для 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚊 𝙳𝚘𝚕𝚋𝚢

Or their COUNTY

Ответ для 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚊 𝙳𝚘𝚕𝚋𝚢

And thank God for that. These are the Americans the rest of the world hears about, reads about here, and would never want to meet. Please don’t ship them overseas, unless it’s to a remote island, removed from humanity.

Ответ для David Mitchell

When I traveled to NZ I wore a button that said “I didn’t vote for him”. I didn’t want people to think we were all alike

Ответ для 𝙿𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚊 𝙳𝚘𝚕𝚋𝚢

It’s a shame that decent people have to announce that they don’t support him.

Now if they did toilet paper with that picture on it I'd definitely buy it.

I would rather stab myself in the face 50 times than carry that piece of shit around for a decade. What a way to show his sociopathic narcissism...

No one fuck'n asked.

Seeing that a high percentage of the MAGA cult has probably never owned a passport these should be big sellers...

Ответ для Nick25 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦

It's really not a far drive from The Ozarks to The Ozarks, or from one Dakota to the next Dakota. They'll think they're so high class for never being asked to have their papers seen whilst trying to "cröss ze border ja?" Americambodian Exceptionalism

NOPE!

Публикация скрыта фильтром безопасности.

I'm an atheist and even I think he's the fucking antichrist.

I sent mine to be renewed last week- since I didn't spend extra, does mine come with that crap on it?

Ответ для Elnigma Frippery Phlogiston

No, you have to request this monstrosity.

Ответ для suffyann
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They are wasting ink on 250,000 of those???

Talking to an audience of one, that post is: "You asked, we answered" is talking about Trump.

I renewed mine early so I wouldn't get one of these. 🤮

Ответ для Helga the Horrified

I applied last week for renewal- I hope mine's clean not with his greasy face

Ответ для Elnigma Frippery Phlogiston

It’s not automatic. You have to request it.

Ответ для Ryan Imp

Right. The commemorative ones were also supposed to only be available by request in person at the DC office. I give it 6 weeks before they announce every new passport will have his mugshot in it.

Ответ для PegTexan

Yikes. Great point. I will stop procrastinating and get mine renewed tomorrow!

Ответ для Fashionating 🇺🇦

I was wondering about this. Mine expires in two months. Maybe I will just get the card only to be safe. I refuse to have anything with his likeness on it.

Ответ для Forever hopeful

I think if you get the renewal before it expires it's cheaper or faster or something, anyway, renew it anyway- he is so shitty that you want to be able to leave here at a moments notice

Ответ для Elnigma Frippery Phlogiston

I renewed before mine expired and it cost the same. I did it all online and got it in about 10 days.

Ответ для PegTexan

The post office says it'll take at least six weeks You've probably heard Trump fired a lot of people

Ответ для Elnigma Frippery Phlogiston

Yep. My 10 day experience was this past April/May. Your mileage may vary. 🤷‍♀️

Ответ для Helga the Horrified

Fortunately these are only issued on request. Can you imagine having to travel with one of those?

You delivered this, too: www.reuters.com/world/africa...

US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conferenceA U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at ‌a global conference taking place in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screen...www.reuters.com

Soooo thankful I renewed mine earlier this year! I knew he’d pull a stunt like this!!

Are they free? If they are free I need mine updated. Just so I can go to any other country and show them the idiot passport. Hopefully they laugh or spit on it.

We will at least be able to ID our enemies.

The delusion is real folks!

You don’t need a passport to go from your trailer park to Walmart, just sayin.

I looked these up because my kid needs a passport and wants nothing to do with Trump’s face, and apparently, you have to specifically go to DC for these! So stupid, so much waste.

Now you have to wonder if SAVE act is not just a trick to have high demand for Trump soiled passports...

The GOP will buy them and say they sold out.

Glad mine is a normal one and not this weird shit

And don’t worry because the Trump admin has announced it is making 250,000 more "Patriot Passports" with Trump's face on them due to "overwhelming demand."

I'm applying to renew tomorrow. No way in hell I want his ugly mug anywhere near me

Child rapist trying to look tough.

No way!

Thank goodness I renewed my passport last year….nothing a post it won’t cover up for those who are stuck.

Trump asked, we delivered.

Ответ для acaseofbasket

You go right ahead and deliver. Some liberal you are.

Well at least other countries will know who the assholes are.

is there a russian version?

I'm doomed to have one of these. Mine expires in a week or so.

Ответ для Victor Y Pyrrhic

I think you have to specifically request it, otherwise you get a normal, non-cult passport.

Ответ для Moosteco

that's heartening. Thanks.

What world are we living in???

Never asked and don't want

NEVER.

I'll pass (port)

There are a lot of pieces of garbage on this planet, but wow.

🤢🤮🤢🤮🥴🤮

My passport photo is bad enough. I don’t want an actual grifting sexual predator with 34 felony convictions on it.

I’d cancel the trip of a lifetime if I had to have a passport with an image of that waste of human flesh on it. Fortunately I updated mine last year.