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I've started saying "fuck sample" instead of "for example" and it improves my boring office job by a fraction.

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Do you sample many fucks?

Ответ для Friz @ EdFringe

Post people’s confessions in retaliation.

Ответ для Friz @ EdFringe

The replies to that month old post are your primary suspect list.

I also enjoy "horses fuck horses" instead of "horses for courses".

This is also how flight attendants feel at the end of a long flight when they finally get to walk down the aisle saying "You're trash," "You're trash," "You're trash" to everybody.

This is how the Disney artist felt when he drew penis castles into the background of Little Mermaid

Also try replacing "cheers" with "jizz"

Fucks ample

Less widely useful than some other replies here but, someone once drunkenly told me at a conference bar they'd been answering the phone at Lib Dem HQ with "nipple lemon prats"

Ответ для Mog The Confessor

Some years ago the Tandem Club Journal had a diary by a couple who'd booked a holiday in Germany for circa 1938 and were damned if they'd let Hitler spoil their fun. The bloke replaced the customary German greeting at the time with "I'll tickle her!"

I used to answer a work phone with the name of a famous local headshop instead of the company name & department.