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We were not the target audience. He must know his poll numbers are shot and he's trying to maintain his base! enewspaper.latimes.com/infinity/art...

Drunk David Hasselhoff made clearer statements.

drunk rudy was the admin hitting on all cylinders. we’re like 5 years past the peak now

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We surely can't be both? Can we?

Rudy? Did he dead yet?

He probably did release the kraken into his diaper tonight though

When he said "congress must pass the Save America act" Then put his arms by his side, not holding on to lectern •Tired face •Left shoulder visibly higher than the right, •Body & head leaning a bit to the right •Body swayed bit, looked almost like a circular sway trying to balance himself

He looked weird tonight Eyes staring straight ahead as he was reading teleprompter His mouth movements as he over enunciated certain words was odd He looked tired He didn't use his 'singsongy voice' or his 'growling voice'

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It seem we are—metaphorically speaking—caught between a dildo shop and a crematorium. That’s why we have to vote in numbers too large to manipulate. #fourseasonstotalandscaping.

I didn’t watch but I’ll take your word for it.

"You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."

TBF his teleprompter guy was just sent down…

It’s absolutely sickening that the United States has a complete lunatic parading around as president!

Does he still have the codes ? Not to the nukes, to the reality ?

At his very worst Rudy sounds more than Trump straight. He didn’t look too good.

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Rudy is bat shit 🦇💩

For none believers regarding the idiocy of this regime, look no further than the organising cluster fuck that took place leading to that MAGAt press conference being held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in lieu of where they thought they had booked, Four Seasons Hotel. Still fucking hilarious now.

Didn't watch a second of it; and won't bother to listen to any clips. But I'll make my prediction right now: Trump tonight made it even MORE likely that both houses of Congress will flip in November. (Sure, he'll try his damndest to stop it, but short of civil war? That ain't happening.)

That's very true, but damn the bar is getting mighty low.

And at least that was hilarious 😆

He sounded so wheezy and gasping, it was like after every sentence they had to borrow the bellows they are using to pretend Mitch McConnell is alive. I enjoyed that very much

"I'm smarter when drunk", Rudy added.

The possibly semi good news is no other Republican stood behind him. Tells me they basically said you are on your own to sell this to your base. We’ll cheer from the sidelines but we aren’t getting involved.

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Love it. Drunk Rudy. 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Omg that day brought me so much joy. The failure and desperation were 🤌🏽perfection 🤌🏽

Pro Tip: When dealing with elderly dementia patients, it is best not to schedule public speaking events during the hours in which they could be sun-downing.

Donald the Cheater is who he is through and through.

That's too funny!!!😄

OMG! You've read my mind. It would be hilarious if trump weren't such a sick & dangerous man-child. Every election is important. Sitting it out or not being an educated voter, should "never" be an option in this Country.

Speaking of Rudy… is he with McConnell or Graham?

His greatest accomplishment - he almost makes HegseTh look sane and reasonable…

Agreed...don't forget about his hair dye dripping down the side his face...classic.

Less drippy, though.

Very true

Where’s Rudy been, btw?

Oh fateful Cheeseburder, why hast thou forsaken us?

Wait, is he still alive?

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It doesn’t matter what kind of “evidence “ they trot out, no one other than the mouth breathers who already believe this shit are going to care. I honestly don’t think he understands this

That’s sad. And so accurately described.

Is there a transcript anywhere? Some of his speech was so unbelievable, people won't believe it without hearing/reading it word for word, like his 'transgender for everyone' comment.

Where is Rudy?

Still alive❓

Those were the days.

Heh, that puts it in perspective.

Katie Pavlich and Batya Batshit on News Nation are covering this like it legit, even Fox News quickly changed to regularly scheduled programming!

Batshit crazy stuff. Grandpa needs to go to a home with kind caretakers.

Was there a Sober Rudy? That'd be something.

🤣🤣🤣. Thanks for the laugh!

Now that's classic!

That was bad. That’s why so many were nervous, hes fully panicking and that was such lazy shit he trotted out. They weren’t worried about him tearing apart democracy as much as they were worried about that terrible fail of an attempt. It was bad. Pure trash.

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Yet, tonight Trump wasn't carried by ALL THE NETWORKS.

That was amazing youtube.com/shorts/DuhoV...

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