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Mitch is either dead or in a coma.Get over it, either way who gives a shit?!?

LET HIM GO LET HIM GO!!

I believe they received a call, from Hell. Could they delay his departure as they were still working on his chain.

Mitch McConnell and the 7 Republican senators who each spoke to him for 20 minutes

In the garage freezer.

You want to bet they have him on ice?

Senator Popsicle?

The Iceman Cometh

Mitch is hanging out with Bernie!

Carbonite.

Thanks for today's first laugh. It was very much needed.

He's so dead. How are they keeping his body from decomposing? What a fucking mess.

It’s so undignified, dragging around a feeble old man for the cameras.

He was spotted out in the ocean on a whale watch.

He’s just chillin’

How could they tell?

He's bbaaaacccckkk

What’z up Skeptical ? Deader than a door nail was the old expression we used. 😎🍻

He also plays a solo performance of 4'33" for the theme track.

YOU CAN TELL MITCH MCCONNELL IS DEAD WHEN HIS BODY BECOMES STIFF BECAUSE OF RIGOR TORTOISE

YOU CAN SPEAK TO MITCH MCCONNELL FOR 20 MINUTES ON A OUIJA BOARD !

Freezer burn from Hell.

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🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣 You're hilarious 😂

This is the face we know…never saw him smiling until he’s been in rehab. 🤔

The cold never bothered him anyway.

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Motherfucker's dead as fish sticks.

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he dead

HAHA the joke's on you, because Mitch released this totally convincing photo to prove his aliveness!

🎶Let him go, let him go...🎶

🎶 Kentucky never wanted him anyway 🎶

he's frozen and comes in a variety of flavors, Wild Turkey is not bad

Forget McConnell Trump is trying to steal the Midterms Michelle Obama said at DNC "Don't complain. Do something" FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS Stop corrupt #trump fom having full Congress control Trump works for OLIGARCHS not Americans Vote 🩵 #usa Hiding the files means Trump raped kids with Epstein

If he magically passes away in August then I would subpoena the hospital and doctors for questioning. At this rate there won’t even be an autopsy if death follows after a long, documented hospital stay with an adverse medical history. All very convenient and of public interest.

Mitchy is being cremated & getting a smokying-hot body after going thru extensive government testosterone therapy undergone by Kegseth. Mitchy is "woken" up, just in time for the midterm wakeup CALL!! 😉🤷🇨🇦

As Amanda’s mild takes pointed out so long as McConnell is missing the GOP is down one vote. That ends if he’s proven dead. The GOP candidate would likely win the election

Mitch McConnell is frozen aboard a spacecraft bound for Alpha Centauri.

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RIH Bitch BcConnell!

shit eating nazi

😂😂😂 I needed this

Ditch McConnel 🤭

Leaving Elaine to manage body security while Thune and Barrasso figure out the schedule, and whether they have enough votes in the Senate to appoint a new chair of the Rules Committee after he is deceased on August 4th. Then to the SAVE Act. Meanwhile, harangues daily from Trump.

I think 'dead' fits a medical condition that would preclude returning to work. I don't think Senator McConnell's office is making any progress here.

If he can't speak for himself he's not fulfilling the duties of office. Dead or alive he must step down.

Damn! 😂🤣

They're cloning him

Nope, it's definitely working like Chairman Mao 😆😆😆😆

I call bullshit. ...frozen or not. HE didnt request the extension. Who did it for him?

Your skepticism is well earned.

“Thawing” expected after 8/3/26…

😂😂😂 Call me optimistic…

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I think "Up in Smoke" is more fitting.

FTW❗️Lol

Right there with you, I don't think anyone things Yertle McTurtle is alive. It's just another in a long list of GOP lies and deception. They're trying to run out the clock on calling a special election. Sadly, looks like Beshear is going to let them.

Will the real Mitch McConnell please lay down.

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I'm not buying the latest photo re-mix. I think this is more accurate for what's really going on. That's okay. Where he's eventually going will thaw him out soon enough.

I will not... Because each and every one of the repubLIEKKKLANS are liers

Still my favorite. 😉

How would we know

If it's an open casket I hope they can cover up the freezer burn.

Hoodlum you’re 😂

But I bet he is still in there pitching, despite his current limbo state

Me too!

So.....does he have special rules so he can call in votes? Remember the new mother who had to fly across the country to vote because Republicans just couldn't permit call in or electronic votes.

I want to know what KY voters are screaming about this. They lose representation while this continues. He must not be dead, but could be comatose or brain-dead (hence having guards outside his room). In either case, a new election should be held. If he's ok, then he'll have to speak up publicly.

Put a pretty dress on him. Pretend he's Marilyn Monroe and do the same to him as her. He deserves it 💯🇷🇺🐷

Ditto

Republicans are just running out the clock. Kentucky governor is letting them.

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#MitchUsDead

He's got the moves, for sure.

Has anyone actually seen Mitch McConnell? www.cbsnews.com/news/ted-wil...

Let him goo let him gooooo Pull the plug from the waaaall ….

America only great in fantasy land, dream great movies and shows, seldom transfer to reality.

I have a doornail. I named it Mitch.

The polls never bothered him anyway.

Just ask Obama

This should defrost Mitch...🔥

obvious vs oblivious: on the nbc news website today regarding his "intense physical therapy": McConnell, R-Ky., said in a statement: “Unfortunately, that means I won’t be able to make it to Fancy Farm, Kentucky this Saturday.” or any other saturday. he already "bought the farm".

He was dead a year before he actually died🤔

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I agree with this!

Why can the Dem governor of KY do what the GOP governor of SC did?

They have to keep him on ice a little longer.

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Better check him for freezer burn...

🎼 Let him go, let him go🎶🎶

I’m with you.

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Unless they kept him under a heat lamp in a terrarium, he's gone.

Me too. He’s either gone or, brain dead but propped up by life support equipment. I’m guessing the latter.

He dead. But Mitch is on 🔥

How does that song go? He’s A Bit Of A Digger-Upper.

MOFO is dead!💀

And this is one time we won't let it go... 🤨

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Well I hope he is frozen he would be real ripe by now...

This is why there might be a lot more to McConnell’s malady than meets the eye. His handlers won’t disclose if he’s undergoing speech or occupational therapy alongside his PT regimen. Against this backdrop, McConnell’s episodes of ‘freezing up’ shouldn’t be discounted. #MitchMcConnell

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Excellent!!

KY has such great representation in the US Senate: - Frozen mcconnell - Brain-dead Paul

In Cryopreservation until he's needed for a vote. 🤔😂

Lol 😝

I’d like to know how all this cloak and dagger secrecy is even remotely legal given that he is a Senator?

That is hilarious! Thanks for that

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youtu.be/THEjx57C4R8?...

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Let him vote, let him vote....

New image of Mitch McConnel clearly shows he is full of color and looking fresher than ever...

Is he able to carry a tune??

Is he unable to even did a video presentation if he's just doing "intense physical therapy" or had that impacted his ability to speak as well?

Maybe his family will fight over where to put his severed head like Ted Williams' Family....special election please ....get his sorry ass out of the Senate.

He's dead. Been dead. Past smelling dead. Dead. No matter how you frame it.

He's Elaine Cho's Blow-up Doll

He deserves the benefit of the doubt, so ... freeze-dried?

Inquiring minds want to know…is Mitch alive or dead? 💀

Hoodlum, you always are spot on! Thank you 🙏

Mitch, Let it gooooo🎶 Let it gooooo 🎶

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Omg! LMFAOO! This one is classic! 😂🤣😂🤣

If this is proof of life, Eric Trump is the head of Mensa.

They are keeping him in rehab until he shows some brain activity...?

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Oh Hoodlum, you are on fire, I can not stop laughing

Weekend at Bernie’s

Glitch McConnell

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He’s burning 🔥

Cryotherapy? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nothing funny about this. This sonuvabitch bears prime responsibility for the rise of fascism in the white house and supreme court. He’s an enemy of freedom, an enemy of civil rights, and enemy of democracy, and above all a rotted cesspool of corruption and hypocrisy. Dead and gone is good.

American people should ask for an autopsy to see if he was on ice

Until I see him live on camera speaking he isn’t alive.

Eternity Leave

My Six Sense is telling me that he’s hiding from Cole Sear.

FROZEN III — Freeze-dried Mitch …. Preserved for Convenient Storage.

Ah fuck. In cryo? So like back in the senate in how many years? To fuck up which generations fucking future?

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'Don't Eat the Brown Acid.'

ASH FLAVOR

Oh dear god…not cryogenic moscow mitch!

Anyone filling the wife to see what she is doing? Is she visiting him daily or is she off doing other things????????

Question is, deep space?

A Mitchsickle?

Mitch hasn’t refilled his Viagra RX for three months. Very telling.

While he's "resting" that leaves a GOP vote hole. Rest on, Mitch.

Brilliant!

Can’t wait till Aug 3rd, when he suddenly has a mysterious relapse that ends his life. We should take bets on the “cause.” “Complications from his fall” is my guess.

Well now, colour me Mitch McConnell is dead.

@govandybeshear.bsky.social Can’t even get a FaceTime call from the U.S. Senator representing his state is a sad commentary on the destructiveness of the rightwing out of touch GOP party- Mitch in his decades in Senate has done little for its rural people-But has gone to bat for Russian oligarchs

What's is the official Kentucky state vegetable? A) Kushaw squash B) Kentucky Wonder green beans C) Mitch McConnell

Missed an opportunity for Let it go.

Show proper respect.

The picture they provided he looks way younger than even that picture

youtube.com/shorts/GOlho... 🤣 🤣 🤣

Now do Toy Story

Anyone not skeptical was bounced on concrete as a baby.

They couldn’t have even been bothered to AI on a different shirt… they just changed the color. 🤣

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His staff is likely burning and shredding shit.

Bitch can be found in the deep freeze at his local friendly Coroner's Right next to the tubs of Jamocha Almond Fudge and Raspberry Ripple