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Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

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Trust me, I've tried everything. Nothing works. MSEd, ABCd. Lover of sarcasm, good coffee and bad hair days. Winner of the Mark Twain Prize for Best Bed Head. Hair care products and harebrained politics are a volatile combination.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

1 авг., 21:21

Hey, here's an idea for every elected official in the U.S. government: Tell Donald Trump to go fuck himself.

Trump will push for "anti-weaponization fund" if Blanche not confirmed, he says — CBS NewsTodd Blanche previously repeatedly told Congress the "anti-weaponization fund" was "dead."apple.news

“Hello, Clarice.”

Calling someone antisemitic because they condemn Netanyahu is just like calling someone unpatriotic because they call Trump an asshole.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

1 авг., 20:22

Stop giving Donald Trump cognitive tests. Start giving Donald Trump lie detector tests.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

1 авг., 20:04

Donald Trump ignored all of that evidence and blamed Tim Walz. Let that sink in for a minute. The 47th President of the United States publicly absolved a sworn enemy in Iran while fomenting conspiracy theories about an American governor. Donald Trump is a traitor. Period. Full stop.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

1 авг., 19:56

Trump is really tackling all the tough issues for struggling Americans 🙄

Trump Punishes Kennedy Center After Tour Guide Said He Ruined It — The New RepublicThe Kennedy Center has paused its free tours program for the first time in 50 years old.apple.news

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

31 июл., 19:25

If only Trump voters were smart enough to connect two dots.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

31 июл., 19:25

In other words, thanks to Donald Trump, and his state-controlled private sector, America is now officially a communist country.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

31 июл., 19:09

If I call you an asshole on social media, please don't take it personally. I'm essentially calling everyone who's like you an asshole, too.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

30 июл., 23:22

Blues legend Buddy Guy turns 90 today 🎸 🎂 Here a 29 year-old Guy performs at the 'American Folk Festival of the Blues’ in 1965 on its European tour. (Original footage colorized by @blues.in.colour)

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

30 июл., 22:25

I'll take 'Imprudent Ken Jennings Posts' for $500, Alex.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

30 июл., 21:13

I'd encourage you to travel outside of your DC bubble, Schlapp. People are flipping your kind off and calling you traitors all around the country.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

30 июл., 19:46

Can't wait to watch Todd Blanche's legal career go down the drain while his personal reputation goes up in flames. Let the record show that he'll deserve every bit of it. The prosecution rests.

Johnny 🫧 Cowlick

30 июл., 19:00

"It's against the law to obstruct an investigation of Congress. There will be repercussions to your refusal to testify today.” -- Rand Paul after Anthony Fauci pleaded the Fifth Republicans love hypocrisy so much, corruption is jealous.

Middle Age Riot

Donald Trump pleaded the Fifth. Eric Trump pleaded the Fifth. Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, and Alex Jones pleaded the Fifth. Thirty-four January 6th "patriots" pleaded the Fifth. Republicans love the Fifth Amendment so much, the Second Amendment is jealous.