400+ likes later, way too many of you assumed I was American. Serious question: Where are you from and do you just assume you're talking to someone from your country when you're online? (My hypothesis is that only Americans do that)
Peter KellyNew pizza place has opened up really close to my place. Trying it out. So far, its been 8 minutes and both people here are trying to figure out how much I owe. (3 items x $9.99) They've got a computer out and a calculator. No one has started to make the food. I'm not optimistic.