⟳ Репост от zimmybluke
/radioapple 🍎: wait, r we not gonna have sex? 🦌: what on EARTH gave you that impression? 🍎: you! 🦌: how? 🍎: ur the one who showed all this interest in me! 🦌: well, ur interesting 🍎: didn't u realize i liked you?? 🦌: yes 🍎: why would u think i would come to like u? 🦌: what's not to like? *winks* 🍎:
Meonly: Confused Math Lady MemeALT: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Memestatic.klipy.comMare🍎:Hey, Al. So we're boyfriend boyfriend right? I was thinking- 🦌:What? Who says I'm ur boyfriend? 🍎:We've been on 3 dates! 🦌:When? 🍎:SCOFF we've had dinner & a show 3 times now! 🦌:Those were NOT dates 🍎:Then what were they? 🦌:Outings 🍎: 😦 *suddenly, the prospect of sex feels miles away* /radioapple