⟳ Репост от zimmybluke
🍎:Hey, Al. So we're boyfriend boyfriend right? I was thinking- 🦌:What? Who says I'm ur boyfriend? 🍎:We've been on 3 dates! 🦌:When? 🍎:SCOFF we've had dinner & a show 3 times now! 🦌:Those were NOT dates 🍎:Then what were they? 🦌:Outings 🍎: 😦 *suddenly, the prospect of sex feels miles away* /radioapple