I will always love the version I saw:
"Now this is the point where we walk off and you cheer, but my feet hurt. Yeah? C'mon, you can be louder! Little more? Oh man, thanks, you're a great audience, I guess we'll play the song you came for."
I was at that show. The worst part was that the rest of the audience was CHEERING the band's decision not to turn the lights back on. It's like they all wanted to stumble in the dark.