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Yeah and actually he knows loads about France and goes there all the time 'cos he's got a French girlfriend no of course you've not met her she goes to une autre école.

I hear Philps is going to the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow. Let’s hope he can tell the difference between starting pistols and intimidating warning shots.

I've seen a segment of his set-piece speech for tomorrow 'having received no such undertaking from the French, I have to tell you that a state of war now exists between myself and France'

I knew Philp’s dad slightly; I went on archeological rescue digs he ran.

He must have slotted all that in and around being an archaeologist, or archaeology was just a cover?

"Yeah he's got a collection of ears in a drawer at home from Aden "

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The French navy didn't need to shoot at Chris Philp to intimidate him, they could just have shown him a photo of Mick Lynch.

Chris’s girlfriend went to a different school. You wouldn’t know her. I think it was in Canada. Apparently.

I thought that was Paul Nuttall on gap year

Some say Chris Philp was formed from Jeremy Hunt by budding. A direct copy, but with a slightly degraded form, as is common with clones.