I literally cannot tell if this is the stupidest thing ever written or the worst satire ever written. https://www.archpaper.com/2026/07/litter-new-york-city-dumpsters-must-stopped/

Mayor Mamdani’s plan to litter New York City with dumpsters must be stoppedMayor Mamdani’s plan to litter New York City with dumpsters must be stopped. The proposed dumpsters are as tall as a person and as wide as a small car. They will create a permanent wall of garbage that blocks views across the street and hides pedestrians from distracted drivers.www.archpaper.com