4am intrusive thought: I should change the ringtone on @genericgamer.gg's phone so when I call him, it's Lawrence from Office Space saying, "Hey, Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick!"
Officespace LawrenceAlt: A scene from Office Space where a man with a mullet rushes out of one apartment and into the one next door so he can turn on a breast exam video on the tv.static.klipy.com