On the one hand, when our house was robbed, they were helpful in telling us they wouldn't be able to do anything at all. On the other hand, when I was 18, four of them plotted for weeks to false arrest me 'cause two undercovers had heard me tell a cops/donuts joke. lets see... pros/cons... hmmm.

Em, midly

It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.